Most embarassing act you ever did.... - Page 3

Ronn_Bman · 11-13-2001, 01:06 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Barloc:
One of my classmates in P.E. was doing the situps, and than he farted while going up , yea, i fart too, but that was just funny

Fart humor is always funny!

They say a fart is the funniest thing a 12 year old boy can hear. I never really grew up, I'm 35 and it's still the funniest sound...lol.

Cerek the Barbaric · 11-13-2001, 08:59 PM

Mine does not involve alcohol - just extremely poor judgement.

Shortly after high school, I began taking martial arts classes. One night, I was sparring with the instructor when he kicked my high on the inside of my thigh. Not as devastating a blow as it could have been, but still close enough to hurt quite a bit.

When I got home, I was still limping. My mom asked what had happened and I just told her that "I pulled a groin muscle".

"Well, try putting some Ben Gay on it", she advised.

DO NOT DO THAT....EVER!!!

Sir Mitsos · 11-14-2001, 12:00 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric:
Mine does not involve alcohol - just extremely poor judgement.

Shortly after high school, I began taking martial arts classes. One night, I was sparring with the instructor when he kicked my high on the inside of my thigh. Not as devastating a blow as it could have been, but still close enough to hurt quite a bit.

When I got home, I was still limping. My mom asked what had happened and I just told her that "I pulled a groin muscle".

"Well, try putting some Ben Gay on it", she advised.

DO NOT DO THAT....EVER!!!

That must have hurt...

Cerek the Barbaric · 11-14-2001, 10:54 PM

It was so bad that I even ran pure cold water in the tub and tried sitting in it. Then I was freezing and burning up at the same time.

I was SOOOOOOO glad when the Ben-Gay finally wore off and I just had to deal with a sore muscle again. It didn't hurt NEARLY as bad as it had just a few minutes earlier.

But.....that is not the most painful "Ben-Gay" story I have. Just a couple of years before this happened, my dad, mom, and I went on vacation to Myrtle Beach, SC with my uncle and aunt.

My uncle was having a bad bout of hemorrhoids and - in a rush to get ready for supper one night - grabbed the Ben-Gay instead of the Preparation H!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Jorgenish · 11-15-2001, 03:39 AM

err what is this ben-gay thingie anyways? what does it do?

DragonMage · 11-15-2001, 08:09 AM

Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy.

Cerek the Barbaric · 11-15-2001, 09:58 AM

Jorgenish,

Ben-Gay is a ointment that you rub on sore or aching muscles. It soaks into the skin and becomes very hot (warming the muscle, increasing blood flow, and easing the pain).

It can be uncomfortable even when applied to an appropriate area (arms,back,neck,etc). When it is placed on a "tender" area, the pain can be VERY intense.

Unfortunately, since it is absorbed into the skin, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to ease the pain. You just have ride it out. It takes about 5 minutes before the "heating effect" wears off - and that can be a VERY long time.

Jorgenish · 11-15-2001, 11:27 AM

oh i see..a bit like what we call tiger balsam..
and what an odd name for such a product..im not overly homophobic, but if i was called Ben id take it as an insult hehe

Hiram Sedai · 11-15-2001, 12:35 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:
Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy.

Why do I keep scrolling back to this post to read it again and again?

Neb · 11-15-2001, 01:07 PM

quote:
Originally posted by DragonMage:
Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy.

Note to self: Invent time machine, travel back in time to when DM was 14 years old, watch swimming areas.

11-13-2001, 01:06 PM	#21
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 57 Posts: 5,177	quote: Originally posted by Barloc: One of my classmates in P.E. was doing the situps, and than he farted while going up , yea, i fart too, but that was just funny Fart humor is always funny! They say a fart is the funniest thing a 12 year old boy can hear. I never really grew up, I'm 35 and it's still the funniest sound...lol. __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

11-13-2001, 08:59 PM	#22
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	Mine does not involve alcohol - just extremely poor judgement. Shortly after high school, I began taking martial arts classes. One night, I was sparring with the instructor when he kicked my high on the inside of my thigh. Not as devastating a blow as it could have been, but still close enough to hurt quite a bit. When I got home, I was still limping. My mom asked what had happened and I just told her that "I pulled a groin muscle". "Well, try putting some Ben Gay on it", she advised. DO NOT DO THAT....EVER!!! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

11-14-2001, 12:00 PM	#23
Sir Mitsos Zhentarim Guard Join Date: October 13, 2001 Location: Greece Posts: 304	quote: Originally posted by Cerek the Barbaric: Mine does not involve alcohol - just extremely poor judgement. Shortly after high school, I began taking martial arts classes. One night, I was sparring with the instructor when he kicked my high on the inside of my thigh. Not as devastating a blow as it could have been, but still close enough to hurt quite a bit. When I got home, I was still limping. My mom asked what had happened and I just told her that "I pulled a groin muscle". "Well, try putting some Ben Gay on it", she advised. DO NOT DO THAT....EVER!!! That must have hurt... __________________ <p><br /><b> Sir Mitsos- co-Leader of <br />Keldorn\'s Order</b>

11-14-2001, 10:54 PM	#24
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	It was so bad that I even ran pure cold water in the tub and tried sitting in it. Then I was freezing and burning up at the same time. I was SOOOOOOO glad when the Ben-Gay finally wore off and I just had to deal with a sore muscle again. It didn't hurt NEARLY as bad as it had just a few minutes earlier. But.....that is not the most painful "Ben-Gay" story I have. Just a couple of years before this happened, my dad, mom, and I went on vacation to Myrtle Beach, SC with my uncle and aunt. My uncle was having a bad bout of hemorrhoids and - in a rush to get ready for supper one night - grabbed the Ben-Gay instead of the Preparation H!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

11-15-2001, 08:09 AM	#26
DragonMage 20th Level Warrior Join Date: September 6, 2001 Location: The lighter side of life, a.k.a. Newnan, Georgia Age: 55 Posts: 2,767	Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy. __________________ [img]\"http://home.earthlink.net/~moraine_sedai/_uimages/dragonmage.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/hero2.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Alureth...Dragon friend of Lady Breanna<br /><br />Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.<br />Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force<br />Mother Hen of IW and Mage extraordinaire.<br /><br />Utterly in love with my soul mate, Hiram.

11-15-2001, 03:39 AM	#25
Jorgenish Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 28, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12	err what is this ben-gay thingie anyways? what does it do?

11-15-2001, 09:58 AM	#27
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 61 Posts: 3,257	Jorgenish, Ben-Gay is a ointment that you rub on sore or aching muscles. It soaks into the skin and becomes very hot (warming the muscle, increasing blood flow, and easing the pain). It can be uncomfortable even when applied to an appropriate area (arms,back,neck,etc). When it is placed on a "tender" area, the pain can be VERY intense. Unfortunately, since it is absorbed into the skin, there is absolutely NOTHING you can do to ease the pain. You just have ride it out. It takes about 5 minutes before the "heating effect" wears off - and that can be a VERY long time. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

11-15-2001, 11:27 AM	#28
Jorgenish Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 28, 2001 Location: Denmark Posts: 12	oh i see..a bit like what we call tiger balsam.. and what an odd name for such a product..im not overly homophobic, but if i was called Ben id take it as an insult hehe

11-15-2001, 12:35 PM	#29
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	quote: Originally posted by DragonMage: Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy. Why do I keep scrolling back to this post to read it again and again? __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic

11-15-2001, 01:07 PM	#30
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	quote: Originally posted by DragonMage: Well, the only really embarrassing thing I can remember was when I was about 14. I'd already 'developed' quite well and had gone swimming at a local hang-out to show off my lovely new bathing suit (as well as said 'developments'). Well, I was swimming along with the other teens and minding my own business....then, I decided to get out for a while and, as I stood up, the top part if my suit decided it didn't want to get out of the water. I stood there for a second before realizing that I had lost my top. Needless to say, I was a bit embarrassed, but the guys were quite happy. Note to self: Invent time machine, travel back in time to when DM was 14 years old, watch swimming areas.

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