12-02-2002, 08:24 PM | #31 |
Hathor
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Chris Farley as Matt Foley:Motivational speaker.
"So you want to be a writer? Well it sounds like your using your papers not for writing, but for rolling doobies." Just the way Chris says it makes me totally crack up every time.
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12-02-2002, 08:29 PM | #32 |
Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
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I saw that sketch for the first time on the SNL Halloween special. I loved it. I find it especially funny how he puts out the flaming poo bag, and says something like, "I think Fido had a part in this." [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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12-02-2002, 08:44 PM | #33 |
Xanathar Thieves Guild
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And then theres.....Land Shark!
*knock on door* "Who is it?" reply- "Pizzaman" *opens door* "Land Shark" AAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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12-02-2002, 09:30 PM | #34 | |
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12-02-2002, 11:03 PM | #35 |
Dungeon Master
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This was on a British comedy show "Not the 9 o'clock news"
A shrink trying to explain Americas attitude to (Russia, Cuba, Iran, Iraq insert your country here) explained that ...... As America had been quite late for the first two World Wars, they wanted to be really really punctual this time -------------------------- Youve been a wonderful crowd See you next time
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12-02-2002, 11:45 PM | #36 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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I have 2 favorites. All of the Killer Bee sketches. "Badges! We don't need no stinking badges!" and of course
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