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Old 09-21-2006, 09:23 PM   #1
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A 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire exactly where the heart would be on a woman.
The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast."
Later that night Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee.
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Old 09-22-2006, 12:48 AM   #2
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Old, but made me laugh.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 09-22-2006, 01:36 AM   #3
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lol... first ive seen of it haha
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:40 AM   #4
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..sucked right in..

..she gonna be ok?
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Old 09-23-2006, 08:52 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally posted by Variol (Farseer) Elmwood:
..sucked right in..

..she gonna be ok?
Eh....
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Old 09-23-2006, 10:53 AM   #6
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haha
thats a good one lol
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