03-11-2001, 03:53 PM | #41 |
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Blue stars! Well if you had common sense, you'd know that posting is how one 'catches' those stars..hehehe Sorry, no antidote! Youz stuck, babe..starcity!
CB |
03-11-2001, 04:00 PM | #42 |
Elminster
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Ck your e-mail CandyApple, LOL
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03-11-2001, 05:09 PM | #43 |
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This is suposedly true:
Last year a 16 year old boy was checked into a hospital with the most embarrasing injury ever, severe burning on his genitals. Apparently he'd been trying to get to "phase 3" which had been described as warm apple pie in the famous movie American Pie!!!! How sick is that? ------------------ Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die. |
03-11-2001, 05:14 PM | #44 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Charlie, buddy, great minds think alike Besides, you have much better delivery telling jokes anyways . . .
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03-11-2001, 06:08 PM | #45 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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It's okay to need approval, isn't it?
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03-11-2001, 11:31 PM | #46 | |
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Quote:
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03-12-2001, 07:11 AM | #47 |
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bump bump bump
MORE MORE MORE..send more! InsatiableCloud |
03-12-2001, 07:44 AM | #48 |
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these are thing I have heard from different people so I don't know if any of these is true.
In Germany a pillow is viewed as a weapon by police. (that means no more pillow fights) In london it's legal to pee anyplace as long as you foot is on the right wheel of you car. (I don't think that one is true but if it was...) In some place in America it's illegal to get a moose drunk (I wonder how that became) It was once illegal for a woman to sit on a guys lap while riding the bus unless a pillow was beetween them. (How that became a law I will never know) I don't know if any are true but they are wierd. ------------------ Drake A.K.A. bocaj |
03-12-2001, 08:44 AM | #49 |
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LOL, weird for sure, Thanks Drake!
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03-12-2001, 09:42 PM | #50 |
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Hi Cloudy!
I've been looking for these ever since you posted this and finally found it on my network drive at work! (WOOHOO!) Anyway, someone sent this to me a couple years ago... very strange, but funny! 34 WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to others. 5. Sing along at the opera. 6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think. 8. Practice making fax and modem noises. 9. Highlight irrelevant material in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss. 11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy." 12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room. 14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 16. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 17. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a croaking noise. 18. Honk and wave to strangers. 19. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 20. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. 21. type only in lowercase. 22. don t use any punctuation either 23. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 24. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now." 25. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 26. Try playing the William Tell Overture (The Lone Ranger Theme) by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 27. Ask people what gender they are. 28. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 29. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 30. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 31. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 32. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 33. Tell your friends 4 days prior that you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 34. Send this list to everyone in your email address book even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send things like this. ------------------ |
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