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Old 02-25-2004, 04:28 PM   #1
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A jumper cable walks into a bar, the barman says, "I'll serve you but don't start anything."

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road."

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:37 PM   #2
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Smiley

these two are pretty funny.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food here."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arem and says: " A beer please, and one for the road."

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Old 02-25-2004, 04:39 PM   #3
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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:41 PM   #4
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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Isn't one of enough?
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:48 PM   #5
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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
Dude it's one liner's that's two you got there. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A blonde walks into a bar and say's, OUCH!!
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Old 02-25-2004, 04:59 PM   #6
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What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception!

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Old 02-25-2004, 05:10 PM   #7
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What's the difference between a brown-noser and a s#!thead? ...........Depth perception!

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This is getting a bit rank!
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Old 02-25-2004, 05:46 PM   #8
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A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says "Get outta here, we don't serve food." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
LOL, Thats a good one even tho its not a one liner [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 02-25-2004, 09:56 PM   #9
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This isn't a one liner; but it sticks to the barroom scenario
an H atom walks into a bar, and goes to the bathroom. he comes back and says "bartender, somebody stole my electron!" "are you sure?" the bartender says. "yes, im positive"... [img]graemlins/happyteeth.gif[/img]
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Old 02-25-2004, 11:32 PM   #10
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A neutron walks into the bar and orders a drink. When he asks the bartender what it'll cost, he replies "No charge" [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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