for the WOMEN!!

Harkoliar · 03-17-2002, 08:58 AM

i got this from the email, kinda funny actually.. no insult intended [img]smile.gif[/img]

> > 1. The nice men are ugly.

> >
> > 2. The handsome men are not nice.
> >
> > 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
> >
> > 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
> > married.
> >
> > 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
> > men, have no money.
> >
> > 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice
> > men with money think we are only after their money.
> >
> > 7. The handsome men without money are after our
> > money.
> >
> > 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
> > somewhat heterosexual,
> > don't think we are beautiful enough.
> >
> > 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
> > heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are
> > cowards.
> >
> > 10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat
> > nice and have some money and thank God are
> > heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST
> > MOVE!!!!
> >
> > 11. The men who never make the first move,
> > automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.
> >
> > NOW ....WHO IN THE HECK UNDERSTANDS MEN?
> >
> > Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
> > grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
> > the dark until they mature into something you'd like
> > to have dinner with.

Quote:

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like
> > grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in
> > the dark until they mature into something you'd like
> > to have dinner with.

pretty funny... but i hope its not true since im going 19 this april [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lioness · 03-17-2002, 09:02 AM

For one brief moment I understood everything...

Now I can't remember what I was going to say.

/)eathKiller · 03-17-2002, 09:33 AM

for some odd reason i dont fall into any of those catagories...

Bruce The Aussie · 03-18-2002, 04:14 AM

also this doesn't include the not very handsome not very rich insane men (the ones at the funny farm)

Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý · 03-21-2002, 08:26 AM

~rotflmao~ that's great!! keep them coming babes! ~gglz~ do you not have msn?

~koyc~

EDIT: And I thought all students were poor? keeping in mind the whole beauty being in the eye of the beholder thingy isn't everyone beautiful to someone?

[ 03-21-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý ]

03-17-2002, 09:02 AM	#2
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	For one brief moment I understood everything... Now I can't remember what I was going to say. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

03-17-2002, 09:33 AM	#3
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	for some odd reason i dont fall into any of those catagories... __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

03-18-2002, 04:14 AM	#4
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	also this doesn't include the not very handsome not very rich insane men (the ones at the funny farm) __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

03-21-2002, 08:26 AM	#5
Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Oxford Age: 40 Posts: 307	~rotflmao~ that's great!! keep them coming babes! ~gglz~ do you not have msn? ~koyc~ EDIT: And I thought all students were poor? keeping in mind the whole beauty being in the eye of the beholder thingy isn't everyone beautiful to someone? [ 03-21-2002, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý ] __________________ ~blows kisses around~<br />♥~¤Ê†ë®Ñï†Ý¤~♥<br /><br /><b>vulnerable... yet tempted </b><br />

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