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Old 09-04-2004, 02:58 PM   #1
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This is absolutley hilarious!!! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
From my E-mail:

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.

Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.

The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"


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Old 09-04-2004, 03:00 PM   #2
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Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.
This first line in hilarious... you just have to wonder... why?

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Old 09-04-2004, 03:10 PM   #3
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Well... points for originality, I suppose

I'm with Jorath Calar, though -- the first line's wonderful for some reason!
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Old 09-04-2004, 07:46 PM   #4
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I remember this joke, except it was replaced with a brunnette, a redhead, and a blonde, and the blonde is the one that yells out 'FIRE!'
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Old 09-04-2004, 08:40 PM   #5
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I think I've read the other variant before.
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Old 09-04-2004, 09:14 PM   #6
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I think I've read the other variant before.
Yeap, I've seen the other one as well.
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Old 09-04-2004, 10:19 PM   #7
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first time i think... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 09-04-2004, 11:34 PM   #8
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Hehehehe, I think ive seen the other one, but this one is still funny.
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Old 09-05-2004, 12:03 AM   #9
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure everyone saw the other one because it was posted here before! lol!
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