Life Quotes

[Jaradu]

Feelin down? You can always turn to good ol' Spongebob Squarepants for advice

Spongebob: "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON!"

Patrick: "I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension!"
Spongebob: "That sounds a little too hard. Lets try something smaller."
Patrick: "I wanna defeat the tiny monkey man and save the eigth dimension!

Sandy: "I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me."
Spongebob: "What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
Sandy: "Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down..."

ManRay: Excuse me sir, but I believe you dropped your wallet.
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me.
ManRay: What? But I just saw you drop it. I am trying to be a good citizen, and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
ManRay: [Reaching into the wallet and pulling out Patrick's I. D] Are you a Mr. Patrick Starr?
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And this is your I. D.
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And I found it in this wallet, and therefore, this must be your wallet.
Patrick: Makes sense to me

Hehehehehe... Spongey always perks me up when I'm down . I would post more but I doubt you're interested [img]tongue.gif[/img] .

[Black Dragon]

Hmmm... I'd have to say my favorite quote of all time is...
"I'm not crazy, everyone else is..." --Me (of course)
and
"Life is like a shoe, its nice til it falls apart." --Me (again)

[Black Dragon]

Black Dragon


Oh yea, and I like the quote

You are what you eat... --not sure...

[Ehrys]

"When a person that one loves is in the world and alive and well... then to miss them is only a new flavour, a salt sharpness in experience." - Winifred Holtby (english writer, 1898-1935)

"Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art... it has not survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival." - CS Lewis (english writer, 1898-1963)

"Here at the frontier, there are falling leaves. Although my neighbours are all barbarians, and you, are you are a thousand miles away, there are always two cups on my table." - Anonymous (T'ang Dynasty, A.D. 618-906)

[Mouse]

"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things"

Possibly George Carlin.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Great one, Mouse, but although it sounds like George Carlin, I don't think it's him... That's the first time I've heard it.

[Ehrys]

Perhaps it's not George. Perhaps it's Mouse.

Here's another one: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you... unless it's an act of vengeance." - Ehrys

[Dalamar Stormcrow]

Even the smallest people can shake the fortudes of all things.

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[The Hierophant]

"Wake up! It's time to die!"
-Leon

[Attalus]

The Winners

What is the moral? Who rides may read.
When the night is black and the tracks are blind,
A friend in a pinch is a friend, indeed,
But a fool to wait for the laggard behind.
Down to Gehenna, or up to the Throne,
He travels the fastest who travels alone.

White hands cling to the tightened rein,
Slipping the spur from the booted heel.
Tenderest voices cry, "Turn again!"
Red lips tarnish the scabbarded steel.
High hopes fade on a warm heartstone.
He travels the fastest who travels alone.

One may fall but he falls by himself,
Falls by himself with himself to blame;
One may attain and to him is the pelf,
Loot of the city in gold or fame.
Plunder of earth shall be all his own,
Who travels the fastest and travels alone.

Wherefore the more be ye holpen and stayed?
Stayed by your friend in his hour of toil?
Sing the herectical song I have made:
His be the labor and yours be the spoil.
Win by his aid and the aid disown.
He travels the fastest who travels alone.
- Rudyard Kipling

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