The BG2 Bar

[TheDutkanator]

Shalaeli (after much inner termoil) decides no further information will be gotten here. Just as she turns to leave, in strolls Kenzar.

"Kenzar! It's you!"
She runs up and practically knocks him over in a warm embrace.
[whispering to Kenzar] "I missed you so" [begins sobbing]

K-"Come now Shae, let's sit and get a drink"
S-"Yes...We have much to discuss"

They get a quiet seat somewhere and Kenzar orders a fine bottle of wine. Then, they begin a private discussion.

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"I'm sorry, did I kill you?"

[Bruce The Aussie]

Artemis wakes up with a hangover that could take out a dragon. he stumbles down stairs then up to the bar. trying not to throw up he says "can i have a potion of healing for the head ache"

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

[DonkeyWan]

A chicken, a talking horse and a tractor walk into the bar, look round and go 'whoops, sorry wrong bar'. As they leave they bump into DonkeyWan, the indifferent archer.

DonkeyWan wiggles her eyebrows provocatively, but the horse keeps moving.

Sighing, she walks slowly to the bar, chucks her leather armor and cheap short bow into a corner and says, "hey barkeep, if I can hit the knot in thw wall yonder, from here, will you give me a free oj?"

Several misses later, Donkeywan is so broke she decides to sell her leather armor and bow to pay for her orange.

*sigh*

"Anyone got any quests, that require no effort and give you loadsa experience and gold (without actually getting the participant hurt)? I really need a break here, honest."

Those aren't quests, those are corporate jobs. Lord Shield gives Artemis a hair of the dog. He sets the table for Kensar and Shae and places a Wall of Silence around it for privacy. 1 Bottle of High Elven Wine - highly recommended and not too pricey. He touches the candles in the middle of the table and the candles light up at his touch

[TheDutkanator]

Kenzar approaches the bar.
"We'll need a room and we're not to be disturbed"
[hands over a pricey gem]
"we'll need food brought to the room in 2 hours and more in the morning. Not too early though. Bring another bottle of the wine as well. That gem should more than compensate for the next few nights. "

"I'll see you all tomorrow!"

[Kenzar and Shalaeli Head upstairs ]

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"I'm sorry, did I kill you?"

I'll place you in the executive suite. Has porotection from scrying and lead-lined walls to stop ethereal/magical snooping. Enjoy yourselves, Sir and Madam

[Bruce The Aussie]

Artemis jumps up sudenly feeling better. he sits down agian remmembers the sword he found in the Dragons den. he gets out his bag of holding rummages around inside it for a while. after some time he pulls out a long crystal bladed sword. he stops for a minute and pulls out his glasses of ID to use on the sword. after a few seconds the magic begins to work and the statistics appear before his eyes:
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The Crystal blade of the Dragons:long sword +5
This honarable blade was forged by the great Dragon blacksmith Terone. the blade was thought to of been destroyed many thousands of years ago by demons. Terone created this sword and Two others like it. The first for evil beings the second for neutral beings and the third for good and honarable creatures each of wich having special bonus's akin to the users alinghment. the sword you hold is for goodness.
this sword gives the bonus's of intellegence wisdom and strength. He who can use this sword should use it wisely.

Statistics

Equipped Abilitys:
+1 to Intellegence
+1 to Wisdom
+1 to Strength
Protection from evil
THACO: +4
Damage: 1D8+5
Damage Type: slashing
Weight: 7
Speed Factor: 2
Proficiency Type: Long Sword
Type: 1-handed
Requires: 12 strength
Not Usable By:
Evil or Neutral alighned characters

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Artemis screems in anger"I KILLED 2 DRAGONS FOR THIS SWORD AND I CAN'T F***ING USE IT". he sits down and calms down a little. "well if i cant use it i might aswell sell it".
**AUCTION**
To the highest bidder will go the fore-mentioned blade.
i will create and e-mail to to the highest bidder this item .
bids start at 500 gold coins

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats

[This message has been edited by Bruce The Aussie (edited 05-04-2001).]

[This message has been edited by Bruce The Aussie (edited 05-04-2001).]

[TheDutkanator]

Kenzar hears the yelling through a .... never mind...uh...it's a secret. Anyway, he bids 500

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Let's get'em guen!

"I'm sorry, did I kill you?" -TheDutkanator

[TheDutkanator]

Message to all bidders

I'm going to bed now and have to leave Kenzar to bid for himself, I have 150,000+ gold and have given Kenzar permission to outbid all others to a max of 35,000. He will always bid 20 more gold than anyone until he reaches this amount, but please pretend you didn't read this as it's me talking to you not your character.

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Let's get'em guen!

"I'm sorry, did I kill you?" -TheDutkanator

[Bruce The Aussie]

so we have a bid of 500

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats