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06-11-2001, 04:10 AM
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Dracolisk
 Join Date: January 8, 2001
Location: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Age: 43
Posts: 6,541
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Doh...posting that doesn't mean you are bright
  I assume 'John' refers to one of the people quoted...the only man in this collection of quotes: -------------------------------------------------------------------- There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not positive I am thinking. ~ John M. Eades -------------------------------------------------------------------- Great quotes by the way, Charean!! I was browsing through a little book in the bookshop yesterday which had alot of the quotes you posted  ------------------ Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, & Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar  Your voice is ambrosia [This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 06-11-2001).] |
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06-11-2001, 06:16 AM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: March 2, 2001
Location: Tennessee, U.S.A.
Age: 74
Posts: 996
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Thanks Charean for the laughs first thing this morning. Good way to start a Monday. Funny, loved it.
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06-11-2001, 09:01 AM
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Hathor
 Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 60
Posts: 2,201
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Glad you enjoyed this...
I have radical notions and occasionally some catch on...  ------------------  Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
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06-11-2001, 10:25 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
Posts: 4,864
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this is funny and witty..
------------------  You know what happened. We are ONE, WE ARE, ahh.. er... I AM  'S favorite pet pea-cock...teehee and... Stay ahead of the Avalanche or risk being buried...
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06-11-2001, 10:44 AM
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.....and what they mean
WOMENSPEAK = ENGLISH EQUIVALENT You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The right decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure,... go ahead = I don't want you to I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat (b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last $$ and go drive across town and get me something to eat. ... I don't care if what you are doing is important. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron You're,... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house The car is empty = Go fill it up The trash is full = Take it out The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white Hang the picture there = NO! I mean hang it there! I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep DO you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like In answer to "What's Wrong?" Nothing = Everything Nothing, really = It's just I THINK that you're such an asshole I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam. ------------------   Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger [This message has been edited by Sir_Tainly (edited 06-11-2001).] |
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06-11-2001, 01:30 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: June 4, 2001
Location: Los Angeles, CA USA
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Thank you for the postings. Wisdom is not a male trait, it is a human trait.
"So now what? A group hug and a round of Kumbaya? Count me out!" ------------------ DawnChaser aka Thanatos (Dispositioner of Souls) 
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06-11-2001, 01:39 PM
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Hathor
Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 60
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Quote:
 That had me rolling this morning!! Even *I* would have to skip the Kumbaya.... too much of it camping as a kid... oh the horror... ------------------ Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again... |
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