12-04-2002, 01:34 AM | #1 |
Drow Warrior
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I hope nobody is offended (when talking about religion, one never knows)
Taoism: !@$@#v happens Hinduism: This !@$@# happened before Confucianism: Confucius say !@$@# happens Buddhism: It is only an illusion of !@$@# happening Zen: What is the sound of !@$@# happening Islam: If !@$@# happens, it is the will of Allah Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, knock: ?!@$@# happens? Atheism: There is no such thing as !@$@# Agnosticism: Maybe !@$@# happens, and maybe it doesn?t I copied that some time ago from a website (www.chesbase.de). They said the list isn't complete. Does anybody know some more? [ 12-04-2002, 05:33 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]
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12-04-2002, 04:48 AM | #2 |
Red Dragon
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There are several pages I believe...
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<br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas |
12-04-2002, 04:54 AM | #3 |
Drow Warrior
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Do you have by chance a link or so?
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12-04-2002, 05:01 AM | #4 |
Red Dragon
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Sorry no, but if my memory serves me correctly then I think it was posted on these forums a few months (maybe a year [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) back.
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<br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas |
12-04-2002, 05:03 AM | #5 | |
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12-04-2002, 05:15 AM | #6 |
Drow Warrior
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Been there, thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]
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12-04-2002, 02:36 PM | #7 | |
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Roman Catholicism: !@$@# happens, and then you confess it. Bahai: !@$@# happens, but it's all the same !@$@# Evolutionist: Before !@$@# happened there were little plops of poo, and before that, little specks of !@$@# dust that developed excrementally in a warm pond. Lawyers: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 for that piece of wisdom. Doctors: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 plus $19,000 for my insurance. Bill Clinton: !@$@# didn't happen. |
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12-04-2002, 03:10 PM | #8 | |
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[img]tongue.gif[/img]
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12-04-2002, 03:35 PM | #9 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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this page is beginning to remind me of the south park episode where everyother word was $#*!. i went on strike and did not say that word for weeks afterwords
p.s. at the ulc you can be ordained to create your own $#*! http://www.ulc.org/ [ 12-04-2002, 03:41 PM: Message edited by: RevRuby ]
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12-04-2002, 03:40 PM | #10 |
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ROFL, you gotta be $#*!!*% me
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