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Old 12-04-2002, 01:34 AM   #1
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I hope nobody is offended (when talking about religion, one never knows)

Taoism: !@$@#v happens
Hinduism: This !@$@# happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say !@$@# happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of !@$@# happening
Zen: What is the sound of !@$@# happening
Islam: If !@$@# happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, knock: ?!@$@# happens?
Atheism: There is no such thing as !@$@#
Agnosticism: Maybe !@$@# happens, and maybe it doesn?t

I copied that some time ago from a website (www.chesbase.de). They said the list isn't complete. Does anybody know some more?

[ 12-04-2002, 05:33 AM: Message edited by: Ziroc ]
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Old 12-04-2002, 04:48 AM   #2
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There are several pages I believe...
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Old 12-04-2002, 04:54 AM   #3
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Do you have by chance a link or so?
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Old 12-04-2002, 05:01 AM   #4
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Sorry no, but if my memory serves me correctly then I think it was posted on these forums a few months (maybe a year [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) back.
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Old 12-04-2002, 05:03 AM   #5
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Do you have by chance a link or so?
Found this site: http://www.edepot.com/relhumor.html

This website has the most entries that I've seen. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Old 12-04-2002, 05:15 AM   #6
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Been there, thank you [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 12-04-2002, 02:36 PM   #7
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Quote:
Originally posted by Borvik:
I hope nobody is offended (when talking about religion, one never knows)

Taoism: !@$@#v happens
Hinduism: This !@$@# happened before
Confucianism: Confucius say !@$@# happens
Buddhism: It is only an illusion of !@$@# happening
Zen: What is the sound of !@$@# happening
Islam: If !@$@# happens, it is the will of Allah
Jehovah?s Witnesses: Knock, knock: ?!@$@# happens?
Atheism: There is no such thing as !@$@#
Agnosticism: Maybe !@$@# happens, and maybe it doesn?t

I copied that some time ago from a website (www.chesbase.de). They said the list isn't complete. Does anybody know some more?
How about these (making them up, I am...)

Roman Catholicism: !@$@# happens, and then you confess it.
Bahai: !@$@# happens, but it's all the same !@$@#
Evolutionist: Before !@$@# happened there were little plops of poo, and before that, little specks of !@$@# dust that developed excrementally in a warm pond.
Lawyers: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 for that piece of wisdom.
Doctors: !@$@# happens. That'll be $7,000 plus $19,000 for my insurance.
Bill Clinton: !@$@# didn't happen.
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Old 12-04-2002, 03:10 PM   #8
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Originally posted by Yorick:
Bill Clinton: !@$@# didn't happen.[/QB]
no,no,no. Bill's is: That all depends on what the definition of !@$@# is.

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Old 12-04-2002, 03:35 PM   #9
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this page is beginning to remind me of the south park episode where everyother word was $#*!. i went on strike and did not say that word for weeks afterwords

p.s. at the ulc you can be ordained to create your own $#*! http://www.ulc.org/

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Old 12-04-2002, 03:40 PM   #10
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ROFL, you gotta be $#*!!*% me
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