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Old 07-22-2002, 10:32 AM   #1
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Studying vs. Sex

The top 10 reasons why studying is better than sex:

10. You can usually find someone to do it with.

9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off.

8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame.

7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it.

6. A little coffee and you can do it all night.

5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser."

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.

1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help
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Old 07-22-2002, 10:41 AM   #2
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So true it aint even funny. I think I'll memorise those and put em up on my wall as a mantra. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Studying in a boarding house can be hard okay?? *breaks down into tears*
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Old 07-22-2002, 04:27 PM   #3
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If you think studying is better than sex, you're obviously not getting very good sex. Try harder, it's worth it!
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Old 07-22-2002, 04:32 PM   #4
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Darn cool hehe yea but sex is maby better if you have the right one to do it with then you dont wanna stop hehe
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Old 07-22-2002, 04:35 PM   #5
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lol! That makes me feel better, as I seem to be studying an awful lot lately. I'll just keep telling myself that it's true.
 
Old 07-22-2002, 04:51 PM   #6
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Ok... but what if you're studying human sexuality for a psychology class? O_o ??
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Old 07-22-2002, 04:57 PM   #7
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LOL so true.... *saves it*
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Old 07-22-2002, 05:17 PM   #8
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Hm, Arvon, you seem a LITTLE misguided here. Look, take this ticket to Amsterdam, it'll REALLY open your eyes.
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Old 07-22-2002, 06:53 PM   #9
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Quote:
Originally posted by Arvon:
Studying vs. Sex

4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time.

2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it.
Why can't you do these while having sex?

[ 07-23-2002, 07:29 AM: Message edited by: Downunda ]
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Old 07-22-2002, 07:02 PM   #10
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Dude, i think you completely lost your marbles this time. Whatever it is you're studying, stop it right now ! It might not be too late.
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