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Old 10-31-2004, 01:38 PM   #1
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Ali G went to his mate's fancy dress costume party wearing nothing but a girl on his back.

"So what are you supposed to be?" the host asked indignantly.

"I Iz a snail," Ali replied.

The exasperated host asked, "How can you be a snail when all you've got is that naked girl on your back?"

Ali replied. "Diz Iz Michelle."
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Old 10-31-2004, 02:29 PM   #2
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Hahaha! I've heard Peter Kay tell that before, but not in this context. Great to see it again! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
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Old 10-31-2004, 02:42 PM   #3
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Hahaha! I've heard Peter Kay tell that before, but not in this context. Great to see it again! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]
Not know Peter Kay...
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Old 10-31-2004, 04:11 PM   #4
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..wife and I just had a good laugh!

I went to work on Friday in a Business suit with branches in my hands and in my pockets. Some got it right away, some didn't have a clue.

Take a guess..
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Old 10-31-2004, 04:43 PM   #5
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ROFL! That one was good. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:00 PM   #6
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Arvon Peter Kay is a comedian here in the UK, and he is hilarious! Peter Kay live at Bolton Albert Hall is one of the funniest things I've seen!

If you were being sarcastic, ignore this post

I like that one about Ali G, never heard it before. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:07 PM   #7
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If it's a pun you want...

There was a guy who lived in a glass house who loved to collect chairs. Not just any chairs, mind U--but just King's chairs. He bought all he saw. He bought them by phone and by E-Bay. He bought them at auctions and estate sales. He stored them in the attic of his glass house. At first, dozens--then hundreds and then thousands.

Suddenly one day--without warning--the house disintegrated. Shards of glass and bits of wood everywhere. The house and the chairs were ruined.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn't stow thrones...
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:30 PM   #8
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God Arvon that was so lame, your rep is dropping

Vulcan, now that was a bit more impressive [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 10-31-2004, 05:37 PM   #9
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Arvon Peter Kay is a comedian here in the UK, and he is hilarious! Peter Kay live at Bolton Albert Hall is one of the funniest things I've seen!

Quite frankly I have never heard of this guy. The chances of me ever seeing him are between slim and none...and slim left town.
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Old 10-31-2004, 06:03 PM   #10
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Arvon Peter Kay is a comedian here in the UK, and he is hilarious! Peter Kay live at Bolton Albert Hall is one of the funniest things I've seen!

Quite frankly I have never heard of this guy. The chances of me ever seeing him are between slim and none...and slim left town. [/QUOTE]Peter kay is the funniest englishman alive. I have to say. And If anyone says anybody else, there nomination is already dead. I have killed them. So I am still correct.

The only problem is, he's too funny for his own good, and people re-hash his comedy for weeks on end. Everything he says is Cliché within a month.
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