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09-13-2004, 06:40 AM
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Ethical Dilemma
A lawyer charged a man $1,000 for legal services. The man paid him in cash with crisp new $100 bills. After the client left, the lawyer discovered that two bills had stuck together -- he'd been overpaid by $100. The ethical dilemma for the lawyer: Should he tell his partner?
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09-13-2004, 06:46 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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The answer is no [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Now stop picking on lawyers 
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09-13-2004, 07:44 AM
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Jack Burton
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Heeeeellllssss no
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09-13-2004, 07:47 AM
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09-13-2004, 07:52 AM
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No he shouldn`t.
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09-13-2004, 10:47 AM
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I think Timber had the best response here! And, it depends if the partner is a relative....
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09-13-2004, 01:35 PM
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What's the matter, Timber? Did the joke hit too close to home? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
[ 09-13-2004, 01:36 PM: Message edited by: Stratos ]
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Good one Stratos! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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09-13-2004, 03:27 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Has anyone gotten this joke yet? It took me a minute. Should he tell his partner, not the client...
 
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09-13-2004, 07:48 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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I got it when I first read it, but that was probably because I was expecting that sort of punchline
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