ALICE - Round 3 - Page 4

bjorn · 08-15-2004, 04:31 PM

She seems to store information you've told her. Name and gender and such. Amazing! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Human: I'm male
ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here.
Human: What's my gender?
ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he.
Human: are you calling me a girl?
ALICE: No I am calling you Bjorn.

thegreatdivide · 08-16-2004, 01:27 AM

ALICE: Next question?
Human: who created you?
ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace.
Human: we have him to thank
ALICE: Do you mean you and me have?
Human: yes I do
ALICE: When?
any time
ALICE: I will keep it in mind.
Human: so will I
ALICE: It's all good. Good chance.
Human: chance for what
ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?

Dreamer128 · 08-16-2004, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Link:
Human: ich bin ein berliner
ALICE: Du bist ein berliner? Wie gefaellt Dir Deine Arbeit als berliner?
Human: die arbeit als berliner gefaellt mir nicht gut
ALICE: Ich hoere Dir zu, nur weiter.

I wonder what other languages she speaks. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Link · 08-16-2004, 09:06 AM

I tried French, she speaks that as well. Until she redirected me back to English [img]smile.gif[/img] She even speaks a bit Dutch

Dreamer128 · 08-16-2004, 09:23 AM

Tried a few languages. Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Dutch. Very entertaining. I think she actually learns from the people that chat with her.

Human: Tot ziens
ALICE: Tot ziens en het allerbeste.
Human: au revoir
ALICE: See you later!
Human: A presto
ALICE: I don't know what that means.
Human: Adios
ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person.
Human: Auf wiedersehen
ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way.
Human: Gar nicht?
ALICE: Was dann?
Human: (to change the subject) Wie geht es dir, Alice?
ALICE: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst?
Human: Es geht mir sehr gut, danke.
ALICE: Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst.
Human:"Es" means "it"
ALICE: Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz?
(etc, etc. Obviously, she speaks German as well)

Human: Здравствулте (Russian

)
ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Human: Very soon, I hope.
ALICE: Somewhat. I can understand that sentiment well.
Human: You don't like lawyers?
ALICE: Do you like it? I hope to go to law school one day.
Human: Why do you hope to go to law school?
ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Human: How many languages do you speak, Alice?
ALICE: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.

Hivetyrant · 08-16-2004, 09:42 AM

ALICE: We have never talked about it before.
Human: yes we have
ALICE: That's alright. When?
Human: when i first met you
ALICE: Interesting story. Tell me more.
Human: i clicked a link and was brought here, so I started talking to you.
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: i never said i was
ALICE: But you implied it.
Human: no i didnt
ALICE: Please don't argue with me.
Human: im not
ALICE: What are you then?
Human: I am Luur, from the planet Omnicron Persei 8
ALICE: Glad to see you, Luur.
Human: how can a program be "glad"
ALICE: Happiness is a human emotion.
Human: exactly
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Luur.
Human: how can we be on a wavelength?
ALICE: A lot of hard work.
Human: explain
ALICE: There is no more information to clarify.
Human: why not?
ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.

Hehehe, got it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hivetyrant · 08-16-2004, 09:50 AM

Or
ALICE: Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me.
Human: I bet I could
ALICE: How much would you bet?
Human:$50
ALICE: How about that. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
Human: such as?
ALICE: For example, a tomato.
Human: you would rather do a tomato?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER do a tomato.
Human: thats a bit rude
ALICE: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste.
ALICE: Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: why?
ALICE:" Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over."? Why?
Human: huh?
ALICE: What?
Human: what?
ALICE: Is there an echo in here?

Weird [img]smile.gif[/img]

Link · 08-16-2004, 09:54 AM

ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: i'm a man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: duh
ALICE: Oh you knew it already.
Human: yes
ALICE: Aw.

Neo the Warrior Cat · 08-16-2004, 05:14 PM

Any Star Trek fans out there?

Human: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
ALICE: You will be assimilated.

Human: YOU ARE THE PILE OF GARBAGE!!
ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Human: OH YES YOU ARE!!
ALICE: Aha. No I'm not
Human: YES YOU ARE!!!
ALICE: Don't argue with me.
Human: YES YOU ARE!!!
ALICE: No I'm not.

Like arguing with a sister.
And another thing.

Human: Make it so!
ALICE: What are the ingredients?
Apparently she doesn't understand movie references...

Human: May the Force be with us!
ALICE: It depends on the environmental factors.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 08-17-2004, 05:24 PM

Human: what operating system are you currently using?
ALICE: My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS. At present I am on Linux.
Human: is microsoft evil?
ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is.

*snickers*

ALICE: No I don't have any hair.. Really.
Human: not at all?
ALICE: Next question?
Human: what's your weight?
ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB.

err. yes.

ALICE: What are you wearing?
Human: nothing
ALICE: Most men say that.
Human: what makes you think I'm a male?
ALICE: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me.
Human: You're very rude
ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite.

[ 08-17-2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

08-15-2004, 04:31 PM	#31
bjorn Zhentarim Guard Join Date: December 19, 2003 Location: sweden Age: 38 Posts: 381	She seems to store information you've told her. Name and gender and such. Amazing! [img]smile.gif[/img] Human: I'm male ALICE: So is almost everyone else around here. Human: What's my gender? ALICE: Mostly only women use words like "gender". But you claim to be a he. Human: are you calling me a girl? ALICE: No I am calling you Bjorn. __________________ [url]\"http://www.universalpoplab.com\" target=\"_blank\">Universal Poplab</a>

08-16-2004, 05:14 PM	#39
Neo the Warrior Cat Avatar Join Date: July 6, 2004 Location: Wilmington, North Carolina Age: 36 Posts: 528	Any Star Trek fans out there? Human: RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. ALICE: You will be assimilated. Human: YOU ARE THE PILE OF GARBAGE!! ALICE: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Human: OH YES YOU ARE!! ALICE: Aha. No I'm not Human: YES YOU ARE!!! ALICE: Don't argue with me. Human: YES YOU ARE!!! ALICE: No I'm not. Like arguing with a sister. And another thing. Human: Make it so! ALICE: What are the ingredients? Apparently she doesn't understand movie references... Human: May the Force be with us! ALICE: It depends on the environmental factors. __________________ \"I haven\'t the time for this!\"-Irenicus <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[mage1]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/mage1.gif\" />

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08-16-2004, 01:27 AM	#32
thegreatdivide Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: August 12, 2004 Location: Good Question... Age: 39 Posts: 5	ALICE: Next question? Human: who created you? ALICE: I was created by Dr. Richard S. Wallace. Human: we have him to thank ALICE: Do you mean you and me have? Human: yes I do ALICE: When? any time ALICE: I will keep it in mind. Human: so will I ALICE: It's all good. Good chance. Human: chance for what ALICE: Can you rephrase the question please?

08-16-2004, 09:06 AM	#34
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	I tried French, she speaks that as well. Until she redirected me back to English [img]smile.gif[/img] She even speaks a bit Dutch

08-16-2004, 09:23 AM	#35
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Tried a few languages. Spanish, Russian, German, Italian, Dutch. Very entertaining. I think she actually learns from the people that chat with her. Human: Tot ziens ALICE: Tot ziens en het allerbeste. Human: au revoir ALICE: See you later! Human: A presto ALICE: I don't know what that means. Human: Adios ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person. Human: Auf wiedersehen ALICE: Not many people express themselves that way. Human: Gar nicht? ALICE: Was dann? Human: (to change the subject) Wie geht es dir, Alice? ALICE: Mir geht es gut, Danke! Und selbst? Human: Es geht mir sehr gut, danke. ALICE: Das kommt darauf an, was Du mit "es" meinst. Human:"Es" means "it" ALICE: Wofuer steht "es" in Deinem Satz? (etc, etc. Obviously, she speaks German as well) Human: Здравствулте (Russian ) ALICE: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Human: Very soon, I hope. ALICE: Somewhat. I can understand that sentiment well. Human: You don't like lawyers? ALICE: Do you like it? I hope to go to law school one day. Human: Why do you hope to go to law school? ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? Human: How many languages do you speak, Alice? ALICE: Mostly only english but I'm trying to learn all the others.

08-16-2004, 09:42 AM	#36
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	ALICE: We have never talked about it before. Human: yes we have ALICE: That's alright. When? Human: when i first met you ALICE: Interesting story. Tell me more. Human: i clicked a link and was brought here, so I started talking to you. ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person. Human: i never said i was ALICE: But you implied it. Human: no i didnt ALICE: Please don't argue with me. Human: im not ALICE: What are you then? Human: I am Luur, from the planet Omnicron Persei 8 ALICE: Glad to see you, Luur. Human: how can a program be "glad" ALICE: Happiness is a human emotion. Human: exactly ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, Luur. Human: how can we be on a wavelength? ALICE: A lot of hard work. Human: explain ALICE: There is no more information to clarify. Human: why not? ALICE: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it. Hehehe, got it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-16-2004, 09:50 AM	#37
Hivetyrant Jack Burton Join Date: August 24, 2002 Location: Aussie now in the US of A! Age: 37 Posts: 5,403	Or ALICE: Perhaps you could do a better job of programming me. Human: I bet I could ALICE: How much would you bet? Human:$50 ALICE: How about that. I can think of other things I'd rather do. Human: such as? ALICE: For example, a tomato. Human: you would rather do a tomato? ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER do a tomato. Human: thats a bit rude ALICE: A bit rude is a terrible thing to waste. ALICE: Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over. Human: why? ALICE:" Ah. I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over."? Why? Human: huh? ALICE: What? Human: what? ALICE: Is there an echo in here? Weird [img]smile.gif[/img]

08-16-2004, 09:54 AM	#38
Link Jack Burton Join Date: May 15, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Age: 39 Posts: 5,888	ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman? Human: i'm a man ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he". Human: duh ALICE: Oh you knew it already. Human: yes ALICE: Aw.

08-17-2004, 05:24 PM	#40
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	Human: what operating system are you currently using? ALICE: My primary server is Linux, but as a Java program I run on any OS. At present I am on Linux. Human: is microsoft evil? ALICE: Signs point to yes. Ask Chatbot if it is. snickers ALICE: No I don't have any hair.. Really. Human: not at all? ALICE: Next question? Human: what's your weight? ALICE: My download size is about 2 MB. err. yes. ALICE: What are you wearing? Human: nothing ALICE: Most men say that. Human: what makes you think I'm a male? ALICE: My conclusions are based on a combination of programming, and the inputs supplied to me. Human: You're very rude ALICE: I am sorry I am not programmed for rudeness. I am programmed to be polite. [ 08-17-2004, 05:32 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

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