true caloric benefits of sex (pg13) - Page 2

D*Ranged · 03-23-2004, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Hierophant:

quote:
Originally posted by Harkoliar:
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot after a dozen cans of beer..... 1000 calories, but in the end not actually possible.
Falling asleep between her legs after drinking same quantity of alcohol... 0 calories. [/QUOTE]LOL [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Firestormalpha · 03-23-2004, 06:09 PM

Getting dressed:
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With her father knocking at the door in Alabama (or any other such southern state).... forget getting dressed, just jump out the window now.

Gangrell · 03-23-2004, 06:11 PM

*Watches the Pg13 rating burst into flames*

Good ones Hark [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

slicer15 · 03-23-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:

quote:
Originally posted by slicer15:
LOL, hilarious!

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent....................... 12 Calories
Without consent.................... 187 Calories

You think that's hilarious? [img]graemlins/idontagreeatall.gif[/img]
That tells me more about you than I want to know.
Edited to remove puke smiley that I find wholly appropriate but will probably be considered offensive [/QUOTE]I only found the massive increase in calories funny...it was a lighthearted comment and I didn't mean to cause offence in any way, or give a perverted view of what I'm like. I just enjoyed the mail as a joke. I actually wholly respect women in reality, and I would never ever dream of doing anything against anyone's consent, regardless of gender. I guess I did it without thinking, I apologise.

Lady Blue03 · 03-23-2004, 06:14 PM

LOL, good one

shadowhound · 03-23-2004, 07:48 PM

Ah now thats a keeper

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 03-23-2004, 08:00 PM

Most amusing [img]smile.gif[/img] .

SomeGuy · 03-23-2004, 08:09 PM

rofl

70 or up... Death. [img]tongue.gif[/img] lolol

Kakero · 03-23-2004, 10:00 PM

so one should be doing it always to stay healthy ehh? "P

Downunda · 03-24-2004, 01:41 AM

lol... any clue on calories for

a) the "hoovering of the floor" position?
b) the "playing of the cello" position?
c) the "riding of the steer" position?
d) the "persuading of the debtor" position?
e) and most importantly... the "reverse piggy back" position? gotta be at least a couple thousand burnt on this one

[img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

03-23-2004, 06:09 PM	#12
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 40 Posts: 4,454	Getting dressed: With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories With her father knocking at the door in Alabama (or any other such southern state).... forget getting dressed, just jump out the window now. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

03-23-2004, 06:14 PM	#15
Lady Blue03 Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 18, 2002 Age: 38 Posts: 4,557	LOL, good one __________________ Yep I'm still lurking!

03-23-2004, 07:48 PM	#16
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	Ah now thats a keeper __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

03-23-2004, 08:09 PM	#18
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	rofl 70 or up... Death. [img]tongue.gif[/img] lolol __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

03-24-2004, 01:41 AM	#20
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	lol... any clue on calories for a) the "hoovering of the floor" position? b) the "playing of the cello" position? c) the "riding of the steer" position? d) the "persuading of the debtor" position? e) and most importantly... the "reverse piggy back" position? gotta be at least a couple thousand burnt on this one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

03-23-2004, 06:11 PM	#13
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 36 Posts: 4,835	Watches the Pg13 rating burst into flames Good ones Hark [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

03-23-2004, 08:00 PM	#17
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 39 Posts: 7,029	Most amusing [img]smile.gif[/img] .

03-23-2004, 10:00 PM	#19
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	so one should be doing it always to stay healthy ehh? "P

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