A pretty good joke.

Zarr · 01-28-2003, 06:14 PM

Here's a pretty good joke I heard today I hope you like it...it's called Where's My Heart

Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to quickly get over it, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and then become a vegetable and burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman" the doctor said "your heart would be just below your left breast"

Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.

LOL! I hope you liked it [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lavindathar · 01-28-2003, 07:39 PM

Lol, quality!!!!

That was one of the best laughs I've had on here in a while!

Jeffi0 · 01-28-2003, 11:03 PM

LOL! That is nasty, but funny...

I got a good one I heard this morning.

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor!
(get it, A flat minor as in the note, and a flat miner? Hee hee hee!

)

Harkoliar · 01-28-2003, 11:31 PM

its still pretty good.. took me a couple of min to get it though.. kinda nasty in a way

Gabrielles blades · 01-28-2003, 11:34 PM

*doesnt get it*

/)eathKiller · 01-28-2003, 11:40 PM

I am reminded of Nanna Hooter for some reason:

Click and be amazed

Kakero · 01-29-2003, 02:46 AM

I don't get it.

Callum Kerr · 01-29-2003, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabrielles blades:
*doesnt get it*

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
I don't get it

You know how breasts sag as you get older?

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-29-2003, 12:24 PM

EWWWWW [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Kakero · 01-29-2003, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Callum Kerr:
You know how breasts sag as you get older?

you mean the breasts can sag all the down there? ewww...that's scarry.

01-28-2003, 06:14 PM	#1
Zarr Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 19, 2002 Location: Northern Ireland Age: 40 Posts: 1,330	Here's a pretty good joke I heard today I hope you like it...it's called Where's My Heart Poor Mildred was a 92 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to quickly get over it, she took out Earl's old army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was badly broken anyway. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and then become a vegetable and burden to someone else, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman" the doctor said "your heart would be just below your left breast" Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee. LOL! I hope you liked it [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Minsc - \"Don\'t ask questions better left to aged sages\"<br /><br />\"You must gather your party before venturing forth\". BANG shoots him dead

01-28-2003, 07:39 PM	#2
Lavindathar Harper Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Lancs, England Age: 39 Posts: 4,729	Lol, quality!!!! That was one of the best laughs I've had on here in a while! __________________ =@

01-28-2003, 11:03 PM	#3
Jeffi0 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: September 3, 2002 Location: Canada Age: 40 Posts: 308	LOL! That is nasty, but funny... I got a good one I heard this morning. What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor! (get it, A flat minor as in the note, and a flat miner? Hee hee hee! ) __________________ <br /><br />[url]\"http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302\" target=\"_blank\">http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010302</a> First 8-Bit Theater comic. The first few aren\'t really funny, but the rest are great.

01-28-2003, 11:31 PM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	its still pretty good.. took me a couple of min to get it though.. kinda nasty in a way __________________ Catch me if you can..

01-29-2003, 12:24 PM	#9
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	EWWWWW [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-28-2003, 11:34 PM	#5
Gabrielles blades Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 26, 2002 Location: florida Age: 42 Posts: 761	doesnt get it

01-28-2003, 11:40 PM	#6
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	I am reminded of Nanna Hooter for some reason: Click and be amazed

01-29-2003, 02:46 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I don't get it.

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