Mastercard Wedding...the ultimate revenge

Sazerac · 04-03-2002, 08:48 PM

This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000.

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500.

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless.

There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!!!
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Cheers,

nick1979 · 04-03-2002, 08:53 PM

Balls the size of church bells is right. This is awesome. This guy put the ultimate smack down on the cheating bride!

Krishach · 04-03-2002, 09:01 PM

Two words: That guy is the f---ing man.

Encard · 04-03-2002, 09:01 PM

*cackle* Fancy... somehow, I doubt we'll see it in a commercial, but that would be pretty funny... *cackle* Such a cheerful way to get revenge on people...

Larry_OHF · 04-03-2002, 11:13 PM

Well I'll be a ...
That's heavy stuff, man!

Whoo!!! Talk about embarrasing!

Dang!

TheThing · 04-04-2002, 01:29 AM

how much did the MasterCard company pay you to post this? ^^

04-03-2002, 08:48 PM	#1
Sazerac Ironworks Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Monroe, LA Age: 60 Posts: 7,387	This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends...$32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion...$3,000. Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui...$8,500. The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man...Priceless. There are some things money can't buy; for everything else there's MASTERCARD!!! ------------------------------------------------- Cheers, __________________ "And all my days are trances, and all my nightly dreams, Are where thy grey eye glances, and where thy footstep gleams, In what ethereal dances, by what eternal streams..."

04-03-2002, 08:53 PM	#2
nick1979 Zhentarim Guard Join Date: April 11, 2001 Location: Murfreesboro, TN, USA Age: 45 Posts: 333	Balls the size of church bells is right. This is awesome. This guy put the ultimate smack down on the cheating bride! __________________

04-03-2002, 09:01 PM	#3
Krishach Drow Warrior Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Land of the free... ? Age: 38 Posts: 260	Two words: That guy is the f---ing man. __________________ - <b>The Official Topic Killer</b><br /><i>To fill that which is hollow with the substance of virtue...</i>

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04-03-2002, 09:01 PM	#4
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	cackle Fancy... somehow, I doubt we'll see it in a commercial, but that would be pretty funny... cackle Such a cheerful way to get revenge on people...

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