Joke World, Sept 2011

Bungleau · 09-09-2011, 10:31 AM

A Ohio State Highway Patrol made a traffic stop on an elderly lady just east of Cleveland. He asked for her driver's license, proof of insurance and registration. In the paper work he found a conceal carry permit. He asked if she had a weapon.

She said,"I have a .45 in the glove box."

He asked,"Any other weapons?"
She said,"Yes, a 9mm Glock in the console and a .38 Special in my purse."

The Trooper asked, "Lady, what are you afraid of?"

She said,"Not a damn thing."

Bungleau · 09-29-2011, 02:36 PM

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner."

Bungleau · 09-29-2011, 04:50 PM

For the Star Wars geeks... you know you're there.

09-09-2011, 10:31 AM	#1
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Joke World, Sept 2011 A Ohio State Highway Patrol made a traffic stop on an elderly lady just east of Cleveland. He asked for her driver's license, proof of insurance and registration. In the paper work he found a conceal carry permit. He asked if she had a weapon. She said,"I have a .45 in the glove box." He asked,"Any other weapons?" She said,"Yes, a 9mm Glock in the console and a .38 Special in my purse." The Trooper asked, "Lady, what are you afraid of?" She said,"Not a damn thing." __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-29-2011, 02:36 PM	#2
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: Joke World, Sept 2011 A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

09-29-2011, 04:50 PM	#3
Bungleau 40th Level Warrior Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: Western Wilds of Michigan Posts: 11,752	Re: Joke World, Sept 2011 For the Star Wars geeks... you know you're there. __________________ B Save Early, Save Often Save Before, Save After Two-Star General, Spelling Soldiers -+-+-+ Give 'em a hug one more time. It might be the last.

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