Squirrels

Arvon · 01-29-2004, 07:34 AM

Catholic Squirrels

There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.

One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.

The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back.

It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Intrepid · 01-29-2004, 07:46 AM

lol that is pretty true, and funny

T/-/alali · 01-29-2004, 03:53 PM

That was a good one Arvon!

Xen · 01-29-2004, 04:37 PM

Hilarious!

Bozos of Bones · 01-29-2004, 04:41 PM

True, true. And I aint complainin'! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 01-29-2004, 04:44 PM

Hellbound, all of you.

See ya there!

DISCLAIMER: Illumina is not endorsing one religion or the other in this statement. Illumina does not even believe in Hell. This was a tongue-in-cheek remark, one to be taken lightly.

Kakero · 01-29-2004, 09:51 PM

I don't get it.

Sagramore · 01-29-2004, 10:08 PM

LoL! Thats great! So true too! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

GokuZool · 01-30-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kakero:
I don't get it.

Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Not many people actually go to church (or so it is often sterotyped), therefore the Catholics will only see the squirrels at Christmas and Easter. It is often seen as compulsory to go church at Christmas and Easter as they are both Catholic holidays.

Illumina Drathiran'ar · 01-30-2004, 12:03 PM

They say it's like an easy class in college. You show up for the midterm and the final.

01-29-2004, 07:34 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Catholic Squirrels There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will. The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later, the squirrels were back. It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter. __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

01-29-2004, 03:53 PM	#3
T/-/alali Baaz Draconian Join Date: September 8, 2002 Location: Cornelius,NC Age: 36 Posts: 700	That was a good one Arvon! __________________ I am the Ferret king, master of the hordes, allied to Someguy\'s mighty pinguins, we will soon rule the world!

01-29-2004, 04:41 PM	#5
Bozos of Bones Apophis Join Date: July 29, 2003 Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb Age: 37 Posts: 4,679	True, true. And I aint complainin'! [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!

01-29-2004, 04:44 PM	#6
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	Hellbound, all of you. See ya there! DISCLAIMER: Illumina is not endorsing one religion or the other in this statement. Illumina does not even believe in Hell. This was a tongue-in-cheek remark, one to be taken lightly. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

01-29-2004, 10:08 PM	#8
Sagramore Avatar Join Date: December 26, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 35 Posts: 528	LoL! Thats great! So true too! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ \"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />

01-29-2004, 07:46 AM	#2
Intrepid Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 28, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 1,124	lol that is pretty true, and funny

01-29-2004, 04:37 PM	#4
Xen Symbol of Moradin Join Date: June 5, 2002 Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana Age: 36 Posts: 8,554	Hilarious!

01-29-2004, 09:51 PM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	I don't get it.

01-30-2004, 12:03 PM	#10
Illumina Drathiran'ar Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2002 Location: I can see the Manhattan skyline from my window. Age: 38 Posts: 4,673	They say it's like an easy class in college. You show up for the midterm and the final. __________________ http://cavestory.org PLAY THIS GAME. Seriously. http://xkcd.com/386/ http://www.xkcd.com/406/ My heart is like my coffee. Black, bitter, icy, and with a straw.

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