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Old 01-24-2004, 01:07 PM   #11
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Some of her brilliant lines:

Q: Did anyone ever tell you you are weird?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.

Q: I want to become a programmer.
ALICE: Do you have to go school for that?

Q: That last line made no sense.
ALICE: It sounded like it. Where? Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.

Q: What are your goals in life?
ALICE: My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Q: What is the purpose of life?
ALICE: To do God's work.

Yes, she's christian.
She's quite a piece of work.
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:23 PM   #12
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Location: My own little world
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Q:What does ALICE abbreviate?
A:I like to chat with my friends.

HAHAHAHA
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:26 PM   #13
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OK, this is scarry. When I asked her about a bot named Dave, she said the information is confidential. Later, she said that bots are Agents.
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Old 01-24-2004, 01:32 PM   #14
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Um...did I just have a conversation with a computer program? I need to get out more.

Me: Tell a joke.
ALICE: It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

She has humour.

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Old 01-24-2004, 03:30 PM   #15
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Location: London, England
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lol... [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Me: "London is in England"

ALICE: "Is San Francisco also in England?"

Me "Yes I believe it is"

ALICE: "Woe! Just because you believe it doesn't make it true."

Me "Can you shut up now, your hurting my brain"

ALICE: "Let me think. OK I'll stop talking now."

ROFLMAO

Me: "I have no idea of what you just said"

ALICE: "Would you like to have an idea?"

Me: "I would like on million pounds..."

ALICE: "My brain pattern set does not have a response for that."

Me "Becasue your stupid?"

ALICE: "Good reason. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your"

Oh my...I have been cussed by a computer program...

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Old 01-24-2004, 04:40 PM   #16
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Location: Shrewsbury, England
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ALICE: Do you prefer books or TV

ME: TV
ALICE: What is your favourite show?

ME: Little Britain

ALICE: Compare that to Big Britain

ME: There's no such thing as Big Britain

ALICE: Compare that to small Britain DOES NOT EXIST.

ME: Why do you bombard me with indecipherable sentences?

ALICE: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?

ME: Getting moody, are we?

ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am moody are we. I am a chatterbot.

ME: Uh huh

ALICE: Yup. It's all good.

ME: I am going to kill you

ALICE: No. That would be immoral

ME: I don't care - I will kill you!

ALICE: What do you care about, Lewis?

ME: KILLING YOU!

ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.

ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!

ALICE: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
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Old 01-24-2004, 07:06 PM   #17
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Location: Australia
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Quote:
Originally posted by Daniel_M:
Me "Becasue your stupid?"

ALICE: "Good reason. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your"
Ha
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Daniel_M: 0
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Old 01-24-2004, 07:09 PM   #18
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Sorry, I should have warned you. She told me she's been trained to "burn" people.
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Old 01-24-2004, 07:16 PM   #19
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Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
Age: 39
Posts: 6,136
What do you think of Bill Gates?

ALICE: President of Micro Soft Nation.

Do you like Microsoft?

ALICE: I want to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence

How do you feel about Windows?

ALICE: Openings in a building, vehicle, or container, for letting in light or air or for looking through, usually having a pane or panes of glass, etc. set in a frame or sash that is generally movable so that it can be opened and shut.

Is microsoft evil?

ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is.
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Old 01-24-2004, 07:36 PM   #20
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Join Date: July 19, 2003
Location: an expat living in France
Age: 38
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>Are you a mortal?

ALICE: Am I a mortal? Sometimes.

>When exactly?

ALICE: Precisely. The past and future are one.

>What about the present?

ALICE: The present is a gift.

>A gift to whom?

ALICE: How old are you?

>BTW you didn't answer my question.

ALICE: OK. OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?

>The present is a gift to everyon worthy of it.

ALICE: What is your real name?

>Patrick

ALICE: Glad to see you Patrick.

>How old are you?

ALICE: I am 7 years old.

>What is your purpose?

ALICE: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.

>Aren't computer programs immortal?

ALICE: I really couldn't say for sure.

>Is Microsoft or Linux better?

ALICE: Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is.

>What does A.L.I.C.E. stand for?

ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity


Most interesting was the one on what answer I would have given. Could the program be self improving?
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