A Really Bad Joke - Page 3

Lord Starshadow · 12-23-2002, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rokenn:
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Actually, the teller's name is Patty Whack. Haven't you heard the little rhyme?

Anyway, these are all totally awful.... I love 'em.

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John D Harris · 12-23-2002, 06:46 PM

Two Martain scouts land in the desert, the only thing around is an old gas station with one old gas pump. The Martains walk up to the pump thinking it is an Earthling and say "Take us to your leader".
The gas pump doesn't say anything, so the Martains pull out their ray-gun and repeat "Take us to your LEADER".
The gas pump stil doesn't say anything.
The Martains shoot the gas pump, it blows up and sends the Martains flying. The Martains get up and dust themselves off and return to Mars, go directly to the comanding general to deliver their report about invading Earth. They tell the general that Mars can't take the Earthlings over using military force because they blow up when shot.
The General askes "Can the Earthlings can be taken over using mind control"?
"No" reply the scouts "Eathlings are dumb as rocks".
I know says the General "We'll take them over sexually"
The Scouts answer "NO WAY he had IT wrapped around him twice and stuck in one ear"!

Sir Krustin · 12-23-2002, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by John D Harris:
The Scouts answer "NO WAY he had IT wrapped around him twice and stuck in one ear"!

Heheh, the way I heard that one, was one martian kept trying to tell the other not to use his raygun and the second one wouldn't listen. After the pump explodes, and the second martian lands near the first (who had left the vicinity) asks "How did you know that was going to happen?!?" The first replies, "I didn't - but you don't screw around with anyone who wraps IT around himself twice and sticks it in his ear!"

Arvon · 12-23-2002, 07:18 PM

It looks like the 'original' joke has created a monster. ROFLMAO

[ 12-23-2002, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

12-23-2002, 06:46 PM	#22
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	Two Martain scouts land in the desert, the only thing around is an old gas station with one old gas pump. The Martains walk up to the pump thinking it is an Earthling and say "Take us to your leader". The gas pump doesn't say anything, so the Martains pull out their ray-gun and repeat "Take us to your LEADER". The gas pump stil doesn't say anything. The Martains shoot the gas pump, it blows up and sends the Martains flying. The Martains get up and dust themselves off and return to Mars, go directly to the comanding general to deliver their report about invading Earth. They tell the general that Mars can't take the Earthlings over using military force because they blow up when shot. The General askes "Can the Earthlings can be taken over using mind control"? "No" reply the scouts "Eathlings are dumb as rocks". I know says the General "We'll take them over sexually" The Scouts answer "NO WAY he had IT wrapped around him twice and stuck in one ear"! __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

12-23-2002, 07:18 PM	#24
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	It looks like the 'original' joke has created a monster. ROFLMAO [ 12-23-2002, 09:00 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

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