A Really Bad Joke - Page 2

Rokenn · 12-23-2002, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by Arvon:
No fair putting good jokes (even if they are puns) in with the bad.

But puns by definition are bad! See:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

LordKathen · 12-23-2002, 12:17 PM

My knee herts.

Rokenn · 12-23-2002, 02:40 PM

A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice . . .
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on the rocks."

The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"

"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."

Night Stalker · 12-23-2002, 02:58 PM

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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Talthyr Malkaviel · 12-23-2002, 03:13 PM

A very old, well known, and ultimately lame pun: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A horse walks in to a bar and orders a pint, he seems clearly upset over something.
After serving him, the bartender asks...
"So, why the long face?"

Rokenn · 12-23-2002, 03:18 PM

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

Arvon · 12-23-2002, 03:23 PM

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Originally posted by Rokenn:
A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

GAG!!!!

Rokenn · 12-23-2002, 03:35 PM

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GAG!!!!

The frog joke is much better in person, as you can imbellish it endlessly to get a really good groan (or pummeling) after the punch line [img]smile.gif[/img]

Judas Maccabeus · 12-23-2002, 06:23 PM

Three strings walk into a bar. The first two ask the bartender for a drink, but he turns them away, saying, "We don't serve strings here."

The third goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and puts hismelf into a loop. When he walks up to the bartender, that person asks, "Are you a string?"

The string replies:

*drum roll*

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

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*runs*

[ 12-23-2002, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Judas Maccabeus ]

Sir Krustin · 12-23-2002, 06:29 PM

So a gorilla walks up to the icecream stand and asks for a milkshake, and hands the guy a ten-dollar bill. The guy makes a milkshake, and thinks "Gee, what can a gorilla know about money?" and hands him $0.50 change. He says, "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here." The gorilla replies, "No wonder, at 9.50 a shake!!"

12-23-2002, 12:17 PM	#12
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 52 Posts: 3,166	My knee herts. __________________

12-23-2002, 02:40 PM	#13
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a large orange juice . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . on the rocks." The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?" "I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them." __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

12-23-2002, 02:58 PM	#14
Night Stalker Lord Ao Join Date: June 24, 2002 Location: Nevernever Land Age: 49 Posts: 2,002	Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! Too ` ` ` Many ` ` ` PUNS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! __________________ [url]\"http://www.duryea.org/pinky/gurkin.wav\" target=\"_blank\">AYPWIP?</a> .... <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[1ponder]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/1ponder.gif\" /> <br />\"I think so Brain, but isn\'t a cucumber that small called a gherkin?\"<br /><br />Shut UP! Pinky!

12-23-2002, 03:13 PM	#15
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 37 Posts: 3,224	A very old, well known, and ultimately lame pun: [img]tongue.gif[/img] A horse walks in to a bar and orders a pint, he seems clearly upset over something. After serving him, the bartender asks... "So, why the long face?" __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

12-23-2002, 03:18 PM	#16
Rokenn Galvatron Join Date: January 22, 2002 Location: california wine country Age: 60 Posts: 2,193	A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone." __________________ “This is an impressive crowd, the haves and the have mores. <br />Some people call you the elite. <br />I call you my base.”<br />~ George W. Bush (2000)

12-23-2002, 06:23 PM	#19
Judas Maccabeus The Magister Join Date: November 10, 2002 Location: Kentucky Age: 36 Posts: 125	Three strings walk into a bar. The first two ask the bartender for a drink, but he turns them away, saying, "We don't serve strings here." The third goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and puts hismelf into a loop. When he walks up to the bartender, that person asks, "Are you a string?" The string replies: drum roll "No, I'm a frayed knot." - - - - - - - - runs [ 12-23-2002, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Judas Maccabeus ] __________________ <br /><br />\'Far be it from me to do such a thing as flee from them! If our time has come, let us die bravely for our kinsmen and not leave a stain upon our glory!\'<br />--1 Maccabees 9:10

12-23-2002, 06:29 PM	#20
Sir Krustin Symbol of Cyric Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Peterborough, ON, CANADA Age: 60 Posts: 1,394	So a gorilla walks up to the icecream stand and asks for a milkshake, and hands the guy a ten-dollar bill. The guy makes a milkshake, and thinks "Gee, what can a gorilla know about money?" and hands him $0.50 change. He says, "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here." The gorilla replies, "No wonder, at 9.50 a shake!!" __________________ If I say \"Eject!\" and you say \"Huh?\" - you\'ll be talking to yourself! - Maj. Bannister, <b>Steel Tiger</b>

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