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Old 10-29-2004, 12:31 AM   #1
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From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune

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Woman accused of stealing dead boyfriend's remains, beer
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PORTAGE, Wis. -- Sheriff's officials have arrested a woman for digging up her dead boyfriend's ashes more than 10 years ago and drinking the beer that was buried with him, possibly out of spite for his family.

Karen Stolzmann, now 44, was arrested Tuesday in a case Columbia County Detective Wayne Smith calls ``twisted and bizarre.''

Sheboygan County District Attorney Joe De Cecco said Thursday he would likely determine this week if possession charges should be filed in his county since the urn was found at Stolzmann's Sheboygan home. A call to the Columbia County district attorney's office was not immediately returned Thursday.

Michael Hendrickson, 27, died in 1992 from a self-inflicted gunshot wound. His family contacted authorities three weeks ago because they found out his remains had been stolen.

An exhumation revealed Hendrickson's cremated remains were missing from Cambria Cemetery in Columbia County. Beer and cigarettes that were buried with him were also missing.

Some of Hendrickson's memorabilia was also recovered, but Smith believes Stolzmann drank the beer buried with the remains.


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Old 10-29-2004, 12:37 AM   #2
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What the ??????

Man thats crazy. The beer would have gone off by then, and the cigarettes would have tasted bad as well.

that is some VERY crazy stuff going on in that womens head.
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Old 10-29-2004, 01:03 AM   #3
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Ewww..stealing from the dead. she'll may be visited by something later.
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Old 10-29-2004, 03:57 AM   #4
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Jeez, some people will really do anything for a beer...
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Old 10-29-2004, 04:47 AM   #5
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Uhh, sorry but, anybody that gets buried with a beer and cigarettes is (I was going to say a "low life") a pretty sad case at best. Plus the fact that he committed suicide or didn't know what he was doing with a gun.
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Old 10-29-2004, 08:44 AM   #6
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Oh give her a break, she was probably very thirsty. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
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Old 10-29-2004, 09:23 AM   #7
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After all that work to get there, she should be!

I'm reminded of the two old Irish friends talking to each other about their deaths...

"Paddy, when I'm gone, will ye pour a bottle of fine Irish whisky on me grave?"

"Sure an' I'll do that, Michael. But do ye mind if it passes through me kidneys first?"

Think about it...
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Old 10-29-2004, 10:32 AM   #8
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I reckon she was an Aussie and just trying to show how pissed off at him she was because he'd gone.

The worst thing you can do to an Aussie bloke is drink his last beer. Sleep with his wife, steal his dog, no worries. BUT........leave his beer alone!!
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:04 AM   #9
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She probably just walked past the cemetary when the thought struck her; "Hey, I'm a bit thirsty. A beer sure would hit the spot right now."
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Old 10-29-2004, 11:06 AM   #10
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true skippy so true ...
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