OI!!! Did You Steal My Pint?

[Sir Taliesin]

Pint of what? I'm pretty picky about what I go around and steal, so your going to have to come up with a little more description than "a pint", else I'm not sure I'll remember.

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Sir Taliesin

Ten Rings there are, and nine gold torcs on the battlechiefs of old...

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by Charlie: OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT? At a party somewhere in South London sometime this month my pint of beer was stolen. It may have been accidental, it may have been knocked over, it may just be kidnapped...I don't know. As no-one at the party has owned up to STEALING MY PINT I feel duty bound to hunt it down. I'm going to do it by a process of elimination that in my mentally deficient state seems absolutely foolproof. If you didn't STEAL MY PINT please put your name down so that you can be eliminated from our enquiries. Any sightings of MY PINT should be reported to the OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN HIS PINT FOR FUCKSAKES enquiry board somewhere else. So, the question is - OI!!! DID YOU STEAL MY PINT?

My dearest Charlie,

I am not sure if I did or didn't take a pint that may or may not have been your property. I may or may hot have seen one sitting around unattended and lonesome and I vaguely remember that I may or may not have chatted it up. Maybe you could refresh my failing memory: what did the allegedly missing pint of unknown liquid look like?

CloudyBorrower

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[This message has been edited by Cloudbringer (edited 04-30-2001).]

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by turbovee: I can vouch for her and CB. They were busy enjoying CherryFizzes at the Inn

Yup, CherryFizzes and not a single pint! Well at least I don't remember any.. but er.. I don't seem to remember much after the 1st fizz...

CB

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Raindancer of the Laughing Hyenas Clan
Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Cloudbringer]

Originally posted by turbovee: Ah yes it serves a dual purpose, they make your lips all Red and Kissable like permanent makeup. That's why I only offered them to the lovely ladies.

Sneaky sneaky, mr sexyelf!
But tis true... they don't resemble pints of beer, those CherryFizzes. Sorry Charlie, no pints were consumed by myself or LadyZ!

CherrylippedCloudy

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Storm-Queen
StormCloud of the Black Knight
Heart Mind Soul Forever

[Charlie]

Originally posted by ladyzekke: It's a sad day when one loses their pint.

Nope, it's a fu***ng disaster of biblical proportions. It's painfully pointless being a pintless person.

WHERE'S MY PINT?..WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

Charlie - Pondering the pintless predicament.


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One love, peace.

[Black Knight]

Oy VAY! Get the lad a pint of the best. Here ya go. A nice pint of warm Guiness while you look. Think of it as a temporary pint while you wait, 'kay? Just for the record, I only drank shots this weekend, so I could have in no way took your pint.

BK

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[Yorick]

Charlie, maybe your pint is with that guy's detatchable penis somewhere.

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O.K..... what do I do now? Goo goo goo choo?


A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!

[Charlie]

You lost me there Yorick, sorry. I take it you have seen neither MY PINT nor some guys detatchable penis. Let me take this opportunity to say that you can keep MY PINT if it is anywhere near a penis of any description.

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One love, peace.

[Black Knight]

That's a pisser

[Charlie]

ROTFLMBO

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One love, peace.