Americans and their backwards dates

dulouz · 06-06-2001, 05:29 PM

So after reading a bit in one of the threads about how Americans (myself included) write the date backwards, and how George W. Bush is a dummy, I thought to myself, "What would G.W.'s stats be if he was a BG character?" and what would he be? A dumb stumbling theif?

jabidas · 06-06-2001, 06:30 PM

Alignment wise Lawful or Nuetral evil

Incredibly low widom

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Floraowe · 06-06-2001, 08:23 PM

Here's what I think:

George W. Bush

Gnome

Fighter/Thief (level 6/8)

Str: 12
Dex: 14
Con: 15
Int: 9
Wis: 7
Chr: 13

Lore: 8 (GB's kit gives only 1/3 lore of normal thief)

Aligment: Lawful Neutral

Special Abilities: can cast "Summon Advisors" once per hour. The Advisors remain in existence for one hour.

Kerlyssa · 06-06-2001, 10:05 PM

Eh, make him a Jester. With uber-confuse ability.

Grand-Ranger · 06-06-2001, 10:25 PM

Well i guess the american people dont thin so

oh yeah just thought i would drop in on some political show a College profeccer said.

"George W Bush got a 1202 on his S.A.T..Higher then Bill Cilton and Gore and My Self"

caleb · 06-06-2001, 10:29 PM

He also bribed the teacher more

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BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

Lifetime · 06-07-2001, 12:46 AM

I agree with Kerlyssa. A jester with the ability to counter recounts

Sometimes it seems like he took waay too many of those red potions that make your intelligence really high but drop your wisdom to that of a farm animal.
A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. -Dilbert
Stupidity is like nuclear power. It can be used for good and for evil. And you dont want to get any on you. -also from Dilbert.
Bush reminds me of that pointy-haired boss from the cartoons

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Why?

[This message has been edited by Lifetime (edited 06-07-2001).]

joetbd · 06-07-2001, 01:02 AM

The topic was "Americans and their backwards dates"?

It would be helpful if the subject line and the content matched.

SSJ4Sephiroth · 06-07-2001, 01:40 AM

his confuse ability only works on himself tho

Kinslayer · 06-07-2001, 09:18 AM

Surely he would also have the 10th level mage spell "summon drunken daughter" as a special ability! PS. there's no such thing as "American English". English is English just because you guy's spelt colour wrong somewhere along the line you try to invent a new language to cover your mistake, as well as changing date format's it's called "English" because we invented it so kindly stop bastardising it at every opportunity or invent your own language and calender! Do agree with Joetbd about this having nothing to do with the thread title or BGII though so I'll be leaving now.

[This message has been edited by Kinslayer (edited 06-07-2001).]

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06-06-2001, 05:29 PM	#1
dulouz Manshoon Join Date: May 30, 2001 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 204	So after reading a bit in one of the threads about how Americans (myself included) write the date backwards, and how George W. Bush is a dummy, I thought to myself, "What would G.W.'s stats be if he was a BG character?" and what would he be? A dumb stumbling theif?

06-06-2001, 06:30 PM	#2
jabidas Silver Dragon Join Date: March 14, 2001 Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness Posts: 1,673	Alignment wise Lawful or Nuetral evil Incredibly low widom ------------------

06-06-2001, 08:23 PM	#3
Floraowe The Magister Join Date: April 7, 2001 Location: Dunedin, New Zealand Posts: 123	Here's what I think: George W. Bush Gnome Fighter/Thief (level 6/8) Str: 12 Dex: 14 Con: 15 Int: 9 Wis: 7 Chr: 13 Lore: 8 (GB's kit gives only 1/3 lore of normal thief) Aligment: Lawful Neutral Special Abilities: can cast "Summon Advisors" once per hour. The Advisors remain in existence for one hour.

06-06-2001, 10:05 PM	#4
Kerlyssa Manshoon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Posts: 246	Eh, make him a Jester. With uber-confuse ability.

06-06-2001, 10:25 PM	#5
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	Well i guess the american people dont thin so oh yeah just thought i would drop in on some political show a College profeccer said. "George W Bush got a 1202 on his S.A.T..Higher then Bill Cilton and Gore and My Self"

06-06-2001, 10:29 PM	#6
caleb Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: April 10, 2001 Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A. Age: 39 Posts: 2,615	He also bribed the teacher more ------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!!

06-07-2001, 12:46 AM	#7
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	I agree with Kerlyssa. A jester with the ability to counter recounts Sometimes it seems like he took waay too many of those red potions that make your intelligence really high but drop your wisdom to that of a farm animal. A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing. -Dilbert Stupidity is like nuclear power. It can be used for good and for evil. And you dont want to get any on you. -also from Dilbert. Bush reminds me of that pointy-haired boss from the cartoons ------------------ Why? [This message has been edited by Lifetime (edited 06-07-2001).]

06-07-2001, 01:02 AM	#8
joetbd Manshoon Join Date: June 6, 2001 Location: KC Posts: 164	The topic was "Americans and their backwards dates"? It would be helpful if the subject line and the content matched.

06-07-2001, 01:40 AM	#9
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	his confuse ability only works on himself tho

06-07-2001, 09:18 AM	#10
Kinslayer Drow Warrior Join Date: June 5, 2001 Location: Canvey Island, Essex, England Age: 46 Posts: 252	Surely he would also have the 10th level mage spell "summon drunken daughter" as a special ability! PS. there's no such thing as "American English". English is English just because you guy's spelt colour wrong somewhere along the line you try to invent a new language to cover your mistake, as well as changing date format's it's called "English" because we invented it so kindly stop bastardising it at every opportunity or invent your own language and calender! Do agree with Joetbd about this having nothing to do with the thread title or BGII though so I'll be leaving now. [This message has been edited by Kinslayer (edited 06-07-2001).]

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