Literate kobolds?

Wumpspawner · 02-02-2003, 11:29 PM

Does anyone else find it immensely amusing that some of the kobolds running about the mines carry spell scrolls? What would they use them for, toilet paper?

InsaneBane · 02-03-2003, 03:14 AM

I do not think kobolds use toilet paper.

Insane

Horatio · 02-03-2003, 12:18 PM

They like pretty picutres

Angelousss · 02-03-2003, 12:56 PM

Aww, man baggins is getting into my head. I thought the name of this thread was Liberate Kobolds.

I wish my name was Baggins · 02-03-2003, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Angelousss:
Aww, man baggins is getting into my head. I thought the name of this thread was Liberate Kobolds.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE PRESS...BWAHAHAHAHA

Morgeruat · 02-03-2003, 02:17 PM

don't feel bad, I saw the title, and thought the same thing as you, and when I saw Mr Baggins was teh last one to post.. well it sealed my viewpoint, not to get off topic but how goes kobold integration Mr. Baggins?

Arias De'Minal · 02-04-2003, 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
They like pretty picutres

Heh, dont we all?

Rothrorn · 02-05-2003, 06:50 AM

If kobolds are so dumb, how do those bloody kommandos manage to make all those fire arrows?

Legolas · 02-05-2003, 06:57 AM

Rothrorn is on to something here. I bet those kobolds that can read use the scrolls to cast burning hands on the commando's quivers or arrows. But since they constantly need more scrolls I'm guessing they can read, but not write, so can't use a spellbook (I'm sure these are a varyiation on the regular kobold, which can write but not read).

Wumpspawner · 02-05-2003, 10:32 AM

Nah... Someone's obviously given them a handful of fire arrows. It was an effort to turn gnats into mosquitos.

02-02-2003, 11:29 PM	#1
Wumpspawner Manshoon Join Date: September 25, 2002 Location: St. George, Utah Age: 48 Posts: 166	Does anyone else find it immensely amusing that some of the kobolds running about the mines carry spell scrolls? What would they use them for, toilet paper? __________________ \"I\'m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.\" - Walter Slovotsky

02-03-2003, 03:14 AM	#2
InsaneBane Baaz Draconian Join Date: November 5, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 57 Posts: 724	I do not think kobolds use toilet paper. Insane __________________ Ko-founder of the SCFC(TM) Korporation.

02-03-2003, 12:18 PM	#3
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 41 Posts: 3,117	They like pretty picutres __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

02-03-2003, 12:56 PM	#4
Angelousss Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: come play with my wings Age: 40 Posts: 821	Aww, man baggins is getting into my head. I thought the name of this thread was Liberate Kobolds. __________________ Just because your paranoid<br />Don\'t mean they\'re not after you<br />Kurt Cobain

02-03-2003, 02:17 PM	#6
Morgeruat Jack Burton Join Date: October 16, 2001 Location: PA Age: 43 Posts: 5,421	don't feel bad, I saw the title, and thought the same thing as you, and when I saw Mr Baggins was teh last one to post.. well it sealed my viewpoint, not to get off topic but how goes kobold integration Mr. Baggins? __________________ "Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap." Knibb High Principal - Billy Madison

02-05-2003, 06:50 AM	#8
Rothrorn Dungeon Master Join Date: January 8, 2003 Location: uk Age: 55 Posts: 69	If kobolds are so dumb, how do those bloody kommandos manage to make all those fire arrows? __________________ Rothrorn the Wise

02-05-2003, 06:57 AM	#9
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	Rothrorn is on to something here. I bet those kobolds that can read use the scrolls to cast burning hands on the commando's quivers or arrows. But since they constantly need more scrolls I'm guessing they can read, but not write, so can't use a spellbook (I'm sure these are a varyiation on the regular kobold, which can write but not read).

02-05-2003, 10:32 AM	#10
Wumpspawner Manshoon Join Date: September 25, 2002 Location: St. George, Utah Age: 48 Posts: 166	Nah... Someone's obviously given them a handful of fire arrows. It was an effort to turn gnats into mosquitos. __________________ \"I\'m a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.\" - Walter Slovotsky

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