Wheres my Wild Turkey? - Page 2

antryg · 10-23-2002, 07:05 PM

LoA
I've been trying to stuff this turkey into the modem but he just isn't cooperating. If I can find an envelope I'll stuff it and snail mail him back to you. (How many puns did you find?)

Lord of Alcohol · 10-23-2002, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by *\Conan/*:
LoA see me out of the corner of his eye using it to clean a carpet spot Hey you guys, this stuff works great on the carpet! Someone had a beer spill accidently

Your darn right! Its a great cleaning product! Although GIN is better for the pine needles [img]tongue.gif[/img] In any case it can be recycled by sucking it up with a straw from the carpet. A big hand for Conan btw for that advice [img]smile.gif[/img]

Donut · 10-23-2002, 07:17 PM

*whistles*

Wild Turkey will flatten you LoA!

I drank Wild Turkey only once. I was in St Louis, and met a manin the hotel bar. He was only about 35 and was with his sixth wife. We entered into a drinking competition where the loser would pay for all of the drinks. I woke up the next morning lying on top of my bed with just my socks on. I had about $10 more in my pocket than I had the night before. Although I had sold a few of the (then) new £1 coins to him at $5 a go.

The point of the story is that the taste of the Wild Turkey stayed with me for about 3 days - that is evil stuff!!

[ 10-23-2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Donut ]

Lord of Alcohol · 10-23-2002, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by antryg:
LoA
I've been trying to stuff this turkey into the modem but he just isn't cooperating. If I can find an envelope I'll stuff it and snail mail him back to you. (How many puns did you find?)

I have transcended antryg, send beer [img]smile.gif[/img]

Attalus · 10-23-2002, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Its MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attalus you came out clean. Err that didnt sound good did it?

(Wit dignity) Of course I did, I shower almost every week. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*\Conan/* · 10-23-2002, 07:55 PM

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Originally posted by Attalus:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Its MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Attalus you came out clean. Err that didnt sound good did it?

(Wit dignity) Of course I did, I shower almost every week. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Same here, weather I need one or hot .X

Ladyzekke · 10-23-2002, 08:06 PM

Has anyone noticed yet that the Wild Turkey has been in LofA's hands the entire time? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Animal · 10-23-2002, 08:19 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:
Who has absconded with my bottle of Wild Turkey? You are ALL guilty until proven innocent. I have a few suspects in mind......you cannot hide!

Not me! Now if it was Canadian Beer, you could just put me at the top of your suspect list, but alas...Tell ya what, for a case of canadian beer I'll help you hunt it down and bring the culprit to justice!

Lord of Alcohol · 10-23-2002, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Has anyone noticed yet that the Wild Turkey has been in LofA's hands the entire time? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Huh? Errr wrong bottle!!!!! Its the other one yea thats it! It must be replaced! A&A (Attalus & Animal) a little help here. Tell them they owe me booze! I'm not psychotic. Really! Just ask me! Lady Z is a communist infiltrator from Planet 9 dont listen to her! I am ummm sane I well....errr I am ....really....I fight the urges! The callouses mean nothing! I deny! Hey where the hell is my bottle?

Animal · 10-23-2002, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by Lord of Alcohol:

quote:
Originally posted by ladyzekke:
Has anyone noticed yet that the Wild Turkey has been in LofA's hands the entire time? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Huh? Errr wrong bottle!!!!! Its the other one yea thats it! It must be replaced! A&A (Attalus & Animal) a little help here. Tell them they owe me booze! I'm not psychotic. Really! Just ask me! Lady Z is a communist infiltrator from Planet 9 dont listen to her! I am ummm sane I well....errr I am ....really....I fight the urges! The callouses mean nothing! I deny! Hey where the hell is my bottle? [/QUOTE]*Quietly takes the case of beer that was handed him, by LoA*

Alright, whoever took the Wild Turkey can return it to Lord of Alcohol no questions asked. We're just gonna turn our backs for a few minutes and the guilty party can return it with no one the wiser. Come on now, don't make me come down there!
Lady Z a communist infiltrator from Planet 9? I knew it! She's probably got others with her too...we need to come up with a plan.

10-23-2002, 07:05 PM	#11
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	LoA I've been trying to stuff this turkey into the modem but he just isn't cooperating. If I can find an envelope I'll stuff it and snail mail him back to you. (How many puns did you find?) __________________

10-23-2002, 07:17 PM	#13
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 40 Posts: 5,571	whistles Wild Turkey will flatten you LoA! I drank Wild Turkey only once. I was in St Louis, and met a manin the hotel bar. He was only about 35 and was with his sixth wife. We entered into a drinking competition where the loser would pay for all of the drinks. I woke up the next morning lying on top of my bed with just my socks on. I had about $10 more in my pocket than I had the night before. Although I had sold a few of the (then) new £1 coins to him at $5 a go. The point of the story is that the taste of the Wild Turkey stayed with me for about 3 days - that is evil stuff!! [ 10-23-2002, 07:24 PM: Message edited by: Donut ] __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

10-23-2002, 08:06 PM	#17
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Has anyone noticed yet that the Wild Turkey has been in LofA's hands the entire time? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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