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Old 10-27-2004, 11:12 AM   #11
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What do mean people carve for Halloween?

Jerk-o-lanterns!

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Old 10-27-2004, 11:15 AM   #12
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Quote:
Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
Whats Pink and HARD...
A Pig with a Tattoo [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Just like Beaumanoir's joke:
What's brown and sticky?


A stick! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Old 10-27-2004, 03:03 PM   #13
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I was in my living-room with a friend,and looking out of the window I saw my Mother-In-Law being kicked to death by eight large men in the street.My friend said "aren't you going to go & help?". I replied,"No,eight should be enough".


(Les Dawson r.i.p.)
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Old 10-27-2004, 03:15 PM   #14
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I am not gonna enter this.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-27-2004, 03:17 PM   #15
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Here is one that my friend told me. It's pretty lame if you ask me. Here goes nothing.

Why does chicken cross a street? To get on the other side.
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Old 10-27-2004, 03:24 PM   #16
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Afraid of the competition Arvon?
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Old 10-27-2004, 03:44 PM   #17
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More like lack thereof, Gangrell. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-27-2004, 04:08 PM   #18
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Afraid of the competition Arvon?
Nope! Just an independant contractor.
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Old 10-27-2004, 05:48 PM   #19
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?


Nothing, peanuts can't talk!

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 10-27-2004, 06:28 PM   #20
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A man boarded an aircraft at Heathrow and took his seat. As he settled in he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight towards his seat and bingo! she took the seat right beside him.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said "Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in the United States".

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really", he smiled, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, " one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish," Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you,I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said... "Tonto Papadopoulos , but my friends call me Paddy."
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