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04-30-2004, 07:29 PM
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Egyptian Goddess of the Dead
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One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
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04-30-2004, 07:55 PM
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Jack Burton
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What exactly did they charge them with?
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04-30-2004, 07:58 PM
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Knight of the Rose
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My guess would be attempted suicide.
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04-30-2004, 08:04 PM
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Zartan
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*groan*
Those were terrible, Alex... 
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04-30-2004, 08:07 PM
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Apophis
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Alex, these responses are infinitely funnier than the jokes themselves.
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04-30-2004, 08:07 PM
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Jack Burton
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I didn't even realise it was a joke.
But now I get it.[ 04-30-2004, 08:08 PM: Message edited by: dplax ] |
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04-30-2004, 08:18 PM
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Knight of the Rose
Join Date: July 11, 2002
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Blasted subtle humor.
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04-30-2004, 09:16 PM
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Takhisis Follower
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ROFL. The joke is terrible but the first two responses are funny
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04-30-2004, 09:22 PM
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Egyptian Goddess of the Dead
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Quote:
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04-30-2004, 09:25 PM
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Gold Dragon
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Two blondes walked into a bar. You would have thought that at least one of them would have seen it.
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