Doctor, doctor...

Arledrian · 08-07-2003, 07:28 PM

A man goes to the doctor and says "oh, doc, I've got such terrible bowel pains, I can barely sit down, and going to the bathroom is a nightmare!" So the doctor replies, "well, we'll just have to take a look down there then, won't we?" and fishes out the various instruments needed to perform the delicate task.

About five minutes into the examination, the doctor produces a bank note from the poor patient's behind. "My goodness," he exclaims, "a hundred dollar note!" He then goes on to find more bills, and draws them out slowly, one by one, until finally the doctor concludes that every bank note has been removed.

"It's no wonder you were experiencing such discomfort," the doc says, after a quick count-up of the cash, "there was exactly $1999 inside you!". "Well, that makes sense," the man says, "I knew I wasn't feeling too grand!"

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Ladyzekke · 08-07-2003, 07:47 PM

*Groan!!* Oh that was so lame, I love it LOL!

[ 08-07-2003, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

antryg · 08-07-2003, 10:15 PM

Great joke, but I'm still worried how he knew what 2 grand felt like. [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img]

Ladyzekke · 08-07-2003, 10:46 PM

Best not to ponder on that Antryg!

Hayashi · 08-07-2003, 11:02 PM

"Doctor, doctor! I feel like a biscuit!"
"You mean, those sqaure ones with little holes in them?"
"Yes."
"Then you must be crackers!" *budabum!*

"Doctor, doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!"
"Next patient please!"

True_Moose · 08-07-2003, 11:05 PM

That was shockingly bad. I love it

Kakero · 08-08-2003, 04:01 AM

he must have ate something very expensive.

Harkoliar · 08-08-2003, 04:36 AM

groan..............

08-07-2003, 07:28 PM	#1
Arledrian Egyptian Goddess of the Dead Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: South Carolina Age: 40 Posts: 3,771	A man goes to the doctor and says "oh, doc, I've got such terrible bowel pains, I can barely sit down, and going to the bathroom is a nightmare!" So the doctor replies, "well, we'll just have to take a look down there then, won't we?" and fishes out the various instruments needed to perform the delicate task. About five minutes into the examination, the doctor produces a bank note from the poor patient's behind. "My goodness," he exclaims, "a hundred dollar note!" He then goes on to find more bills, and draws them out slowly, one by one, until finally the doctor concludes that every bank note has been removed. "It's no wonder you were experiencing such discomfort," the doc says, after a quick count-up of the cash, "there was exactly $1999 inside you!". "Well, that makes sense," the man says, "I knew I wasn't feeling too grand!" [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Marvellous banter; I am bereft of ribs.

08-07-2003, 07:47 PM	#2
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Groan!! Oh that was so lame, I love it LOL! [ 08-07-2003, 07:49 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ] __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-07-2003, 10:15 PM	#3
antryg Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2002 Location: Dallas, Tx. Age: 21 Posts: 1,765	Great joke, but I'm still worried how he knew what 2 grand felt like. [img]graemlins/jawdrop.gif[/img] __________________

08-07-2003, 10:46 PM	#4
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	Best not to ponder on that Antryg! __________________ Reality Show Recaps

08-07-2003, 11:02 PM	#5
Hayashi Silver Dragon Join Date: March 25, 2001 Location: The Lion City Age: 62 Posts: 1,699	"Doctor, doctor! I feel like a biscuit!" "You mean, those sqaure ones with little holes in them?" "Yes." "Then you must be crackers!" budabum! "Doctor, doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me!" "Next patient please!" __________________ I visit IW occasionally...

08-07-2003, 11:05 PM	#6
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 36 Posts: 2,563	That was shockingly bad. I love it __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

08-08-2003, 04:01 AM	#7
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	he must have ate something very expensive.

08-08-2003, 04:36 AM	#8
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	groan.............. __________________ Catch me if you can..

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