Blackadder is brilliant

Dreamer128 · 06-25-2004, 07:42 AM

Too bad they don't broadcast it anymore. Tracked down some of the better Blackadder Quotes to compensate for the feeling of loss.

"Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead."
"Oh, woe. Murdered of course?"
"Oddly enough, no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept."

"Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"

(Bishop) "You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything."
(Blackadder) "Ah - fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the church speaking out for a change on social issues."

"I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel."

(Baldrick) "Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem."
(Blackadder) "Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head."

"Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."

Lauren · 06-25-2004, 08:14 AM

heh heh heh ... shadowhound told me about Blackadder ... too bad they don't broad cast it anymore ... I'd probably be watching it in a split second now that I've read the quotes..hehehehe [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

[ 06-25-2004, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Lauren ]

Stratos · 06-25-2004, 09:02 AM

They broadcasted it on Swedish television not long ago. Hilarious.

Lauren · 06-25-2004, 09:24 AM

aww.... I don't think they broadcast it in Australia.

shadowhound · 06-25-2004, 09:43 AM

I watched the entire 3rd series recently

have also seen most of the series which was set in medieval times and the christmas special.

Love it, how could anyone not like Baldrick

I have a cunning plan...

GokuZool · 06-25-2004, 09:49 AM

Quote:

aww.... I don't think they broadcast it in Australia.

They did - a long time ago.

(link)

Sir Degrader · 06-25-2004, 10:00 AM

Get the DVD, or get comedy central, it's on on Sundays at 5:00, right before King of the Hill, another GREAT show.

Svaerdhelgon · 06-25-2004, 10:59 AM

Yeah it´s a great show,but I think it got worse later on when it was like in WW1 and stuff

shadowhound · 06-25-2004, 11:03 AM

WW1 was the 3rd series, I didn't think that it was that bad.

J'aran · 06-25-2004, 11:39 AM

Wasn't the WWI series the fourth? It's the last anyhow, but I liked it as much as the other ones.

[ 06-25-2004, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: J'aran ]

06-25-2004, 08:14 AM	#2
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	heh heh heh ... shadowhound told me about Blackadder ... too bad they don't broad cast it anymore ... I'd probably be watching it in a split second now that I've read the quotes..hehehehe [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [ 06-25-2004, 08:15 AM: Message edited by: Lauren ] __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

06-25-2004, 09:02 AM	#3
Stratos Vampire Join Date: January 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 43 Posts: 3,888	They broadcasted it on Swedish television not long ago. Hilarious. __________________ Nothing is impossible, it's just a matter of probability.

06-25-2004, 09:24 AM	#4
Lauren Baaz Draconian Join Date: May 24, 2004 Location: Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia Age: 35 Posts: 721	aww.... I don't think they broadcast it in Australia. __________________ "So many thoughts running through my head, I know what you feel, I know what you dread; When a room's filled with laughter, when a room's filled with lies, you're the only one I know that's in disguise..."

06-25-2004, 09:43 AM	#5
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	I watched the entire 3rd series recently have also seen most of the series which was set in medieval times and the christmas special. Love it, how could anyone not like Baldrick I have a cunning plan... __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

06-25-2004, 11:03 AM	#9
shadowhound Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: November 24, 2001 Location: Australia Age: 37 Posts: 3,281	WW1 was the 3rd series, I didn't think that it was that bad. __________________ Carpe Noctem: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

06-25-2004, 07:42 AM	#1
Dreamer128 Dracolisk Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Europe Age: 39 Posts: 6,136	Too bad they don't broadcast it anymore. Tracked down some of the better Blackadder Quotes to compensate for the feeling of loss. "Unhappily Blackadder, the Lord High Executioner is dead." "Oh, woe. Murdered of course?" "Oddly enough, no. They usually are but this one just got careless one night and signed his name on the wrong dotted line. They came for him while he slept." "Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words 'I have a cunning plan' marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?" (Bishop) "You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral, I'll do anything to anything." (Blackadder) "Ah - fine words for a bishop. Nice to hear the church speaking out for a change on social issues." "I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel." (Baldrick) "Don't worry mister B, I have a cunning plan to solve the problem." (Blackadder) "Yes Baldrick, let us not forget that you tried to solve the problem of your mother's low ceiling by cutting off her head." "Baldrick, you wouldn't recognise a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing 'Cunning plans are here again'."

06-25-2004, 10:00 AM	#7
Sir Degrader Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Canada Age: 63 Posts: 2,871	Get the DVD, or get comedy central, it's on on Sundays at 5:00, right before King of the Hill, another GREAT show.

06-25-2004, 10:59 AM	#8
Svaerdhelgon The Magister Join Date: October 29, 2003 Location: Sweden Age: 37 Posts: 143	Yeah it´s a great show,but I think it got worse later on when it was like in WW1 and stuff

06-25-2004, 11:39 AM	#10
J'aran Mephistopheles Join Date: December 12, 2001 Location: Fryslân, The Netherlands Age: 44 Posts: 1,493	Wasn't the WWI series the fourth? It's the last anyhow, but I liked it as much as the other ones. [ 06-25-2004, 11:41 AM: Message edited by: J'aran ]

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