The BG2 Bar

[BlackAssassin]

A dark figure comes crashing through the window, covered in think tendrils of darkness, and lands on the bench, knocking 4 or 5 glasses of mead off onto the floor, causing a loud crashing sound that caused silence throughout the bar.
All eyes are drawn apon this figure although none can clear see through his cloak of shadows and all strain to make out his face. The shadows seemed to be eminating from what looked to be a black armour of leather and his glowing white eyes stood out from his hood.

"It would seemeth to mine eyes that thy drunken louts doth have an evil in thy midst. I plead that thee. Show thyself lest I destroy thy one thing that thee hold close"

The darkend figure held up what appeared to be a red skined imp by it's tail, it's barbed point sheathed in a grey sack so that it could not inject it's lethal poison, and showed it to all in the bar. None had yet dared to open their mouths.

[Killer]

then killer open the moth AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH

Originally posted by BlackAssassin: A dark figure comes crashing through the window, covered in think tendrils of darkness, and lands on the bench, knocking 4 or 5 glasses of mead off onto the floor, causing a loud crashing sound that caused silence throughout the bar. All eyes are drawn apon this figure although none can clear see through his cloak of shadows and all strain to make out his face. The shadows seemed to be eminating from what looked to be a black armour of leather and his glowing white eyes stood out from his hood. "It would seemeth to mine eyes that thy drunken louts doth have an evil in thy midst. I plead that thee. Show thyself lest I destroy thy one thing that thee hold close" The darkend figure held up what appeared to be a red skined imp by it's tail, it's barbed point sheathed in a grey sack so that it could not inject it's lethal poison, and showed it to all in the bar. None had yet dared to open their mouths.

The window repairs itself. The meads/table reverse themselves back into their tankards.
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Lord Shield looks at the new figure irritably - you disturbed his customers. The read creature shrieks in agony, clutching its head, which starts to bubble - thejn it explodes!!!!
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Then Lord Shield looks at the black-clothed figure. "And just what the hell do you think you're doing?"

[BlackAssassin]

The dark figure stares at the bloody mess in his hand and grinns.
"I beleive this creature that thy has so brutally destroyed will cause Him some concern. I doth think that His constitution should be diminishing as we converse. I do thank thee for the trouble of doing the task myself."

He jumps down and stares at what was before a mess and now clean. This bartender was obviously more than just a commoner looking for a coin or two.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I also an ice cream salesman!

Originally posted by BlackAssassin: The dark figure stares at the bloody mess in his hand and grinns. "I beleive this creature that thy has so brutally destroyed will cause Him some concern. I doth think that His constitution should be diminishing as we converse. I do thank thee for the trouble of doing the task myself." He jumps down and stares at what was before a mess and now clean. This bartender was obviously more than just a commoner looking for a coin or two.

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Let's just say the Lady of Pain and I have a few bits in common

[Killer]

wow the table reapir itself lets cut them agien rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhh hhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg the deomon knigth sighs

I point a finger at killer - a jet of pure lava hits killer, charring him to a cinder. Killer will regenerate - eventually! As I said, nobody can die here, but the pain still exists. NOBODY deliberately damages THIS bar

[Killer]

ahahah i am immune agienst lave all fire cold and electrisy(in teras of bhaal imported)kurt fighted valanty drived the alin invasion

ok - that's why i specified lava instead of fire - if you don't burn you'll drown/asphyxiate

[Bruce The Aussie]

Atemis looks around at the feats that have just happend wondering how hurt he can get before LS gives up. so he pulls out his weakest dagger (dagger+2) and stabs his leg. the blood wells up then suddenly the wound has gone. he stabs his side the same thing he jabbes at his chest also heals. just before plunging the dagger into his skull he thinks twice and orders a beer.

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a cloaked figure walks in and go's up to artemis. she takes down her hood and sits next to artemis. he looks at her and jumps. "i thought you where in suldenseller". she gigles and says "well i came looking for you didn't i" she calls LS over and order a beer.

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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats