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09-19-2002, 04:09 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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Right now I feel it is my obligation to remind you guys of some of the negative, depressing, dangerous, life threatening things that the real world is all about. Things you’ve probably not been thinking about while posting on the IW, but will be waiting for you as soon as you go out there into the horrible real world.
Quicksand Body lice Evil spirits Gridlock Acid Rain Continental drift Labour violence Flash floods Rabies Torture Bad luck Calcium deficiency Falling rocks Cattle stampedes Bank failure Evil neighbours Killer bees Organ rejection Lynching Toxic waste Unstable dynamites Religious fanatics Price fixing Moral decay Hotel fires Loss of face Stink bombs Neo-nazis Fictions Serial Killers Failure of will Anal rape Chain reactions Soil erosion Mail fraud Dry Rot Voodoo curses Broken glass Snakebites Parasites White Slavery Public ridicule Faithless friends Random violence Breach of contract Family scandals Charlatans Transverse Structural defects Race riots Sunspots Rogue elephants Wax build up Killer frost Jealous co-workers Root canals Metal fatigue Corporal punishment Sneak attacks Peer pressure Vigilantes Birth defects False advertising Ungrateful children Financial ruin Mildew Loss of privileges Bad drugs Ill fitting shoes Widespread chaos Lou Gherigs disease Stray bullets Runaway trains Chemical spills Locusts Airline food Shipwrecks Prowlers Bathtub accidents Faulty merchandise Terrorism Discrimination Wrongful cremation Carbon deposits Beef tape worm Taxation without representation Escaped maniacs Sunburn Abandonment Threatening letters Entropy Nine-mile fever Poor workmanship Solitary confinement Deplicincy of the ozone layer Unworthiness Intestinal bleeding Defunct priests Loss of equilibrium Disgruntled employees Global warming Cord Shocks Poisoned meat Nuclear accidents Broken promises Contamination of the water supply Obscene phone calls Nuclear winter Waivered girls Mutual assure destruction Rampaging moose The greenhouse effect Cluster headaches Social isolation Dutch Elm disease Contraction of the universe Paper cuts Eternal damnation Wrath of God AND PARANOIAAAAA!!!  (With regards to George Carlin) [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 09-19-2002, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Jorath Calar ] |
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09-19-2002, 04:32 AM
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Emerald Dragon
 Join Date: July 16, 2002
Location: The Abyss
Age: 36
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Im ............. well speechless, i dont know whether to laugh or to cry [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-19-2002, 09:35 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: October 18, 2003
Location: Oslo, Norway.
Age: 61
Posts: 3,360
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Have you all this nasty thingies on Iceland Jorath Calar?
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09-19-2002, 09:36 AM
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Harper
Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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Yes and the worst.... is the papercuts... [img]smile.gif[/img]
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09-19-2002, 11:25 AM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
Join Date: September 19, 2001
Location: Behind these metal bars
Age: 41
Posts: 3,117
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hmmm...I can honestly say that had NO impact on me whatsoever. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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09-19-2002, 04:29 PM
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Umm 2 days ago scientists reported that the Ozone hole is shrinking and will be gone completely in 50 years... [img]smile.gif[/img] heh Um..what a list [img]smile.gif[/img]
Hehehe George needs to update his list a bit MAD (mutually Assured Destruction) is gone with the cold war [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 09-19-2002, 04:31 PM: Message edited by: MagiK ] |
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09-19-2002, 04:43 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: September 5, 2002
Location: East Coast USA
Age: 46
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MagiK - Don't believe everything you hear, see, or read.
Jorath - Think you for sharing. How do you manage to get of bed in the morning?
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09-19-2002, 06:12 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 10, 2001
Location: By a big blue lake, Canada
Age: 49
Posts: 4,628
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You think those are bad? My "local" 7-11 was out of chocolate yesterday!! None whatsoever in there!!! Now that´s a "bad world"
. I still don´t know how I survived lol!
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09-19-2002, 07:12 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: September 8, 2002
Location: Cornelius,NC
Age: 36
Posts: 700
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Was that on a George Carlin ablbum?
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09-19-2002, 07:20 PM
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Ironworks Atomic Moderator
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Virginia, U.S.A.
Age: 57
Posts: 9,005
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Ah yes, stink bombs, remember those from high school LOL. Went on a field trip once to D.C. and some idiot decided to toss one on the bus, driver had to pull over and puke, ah the memories the horrible stenching memories! :puke3:
ps - driver made the kid stay on the bus for an hour once we arrived by himself to bask in his glories LOL!
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