11-22-2002, 03:08 PM | #1 |
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Okay, I promise this is the last joke I post today. Hope it's not seen as tasteless. If it's objectionable, I'll happily delete it.
Subject: Chicken Recipe > > > > > >Subject: Chicken Recipe > > > > > > > > >When I found this recipe I thought it was perfect > > for people, like me, who > > > > > just are not sure how to tell when poultry is > > cooked thoroughly, but not dried out. Give this a try. > > > > > > > > > > Baked Stuffed Chicken > > > > > 3-4 lb. chicken > > > > > 1 cup melted butter > > > > > 1 cup stuffing > > > > > 1 cup uncooked popcorn > > > > > salt/pepper to taste > > > > > > > > > > Preheat oven to 350 degrees. > > > > > > > > > > Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt > > and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. > > > > > > > > > > Place in baking pan with the neck end toward > > the back of the oven. > > >Listen for popping sounds. > > > > > > > > > > When the chicken's ass blows the oven door > > open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done! > > > > > > > > > > Fool-proof!!! > |
11-22-2002, 03:27 PM | #2 |
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It needed more character development. It relied to heavily on special effects. Other than that it had everything you want in a movie. Suspense,comedy, and a surprise ending. What can I say? (rhetorical question you Budgie lovers) I cried. I laughed. A must see. Two thumbs up. [img]graemlins/1popcorn.gif[/img]
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11-22-2002, 03:29 PM | #3 |
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I'm not sure what was funnier, the joke or Antryg's comment...
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11-22-2002, 03:29 PM | #4 |
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lol [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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11-22-2002, 03:36 PM | #5 |
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The sig is cute, but, being on the s**t list already, you should consider resizing it for sure. Not that I'm a techie expert on this stuff - far from it - but. . .
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11-22-2002, 03:38 PM | #6 |
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I've heard this as a turkey recipe as well, lol.
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