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Arvon · 12-01-2002, 10:42 AM

The Better Programmer

Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge.

They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity.

Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then." said God, "Let us see it Jesus fared any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers.

Satan was astonished and stuttered, "But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"

God chuckled and replied, "Jesus saves."

9_1_6 · 12-01-2002, 11:03 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LoL, I don't get it... Jesus saves..? Saves what.... hehehe !

Blade · 12-01-2002, 12:57 PM

lol talk about puns [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

SomeGuy · 12-01-2002, 01:10 PM

Makes sense. Otherwise it is actually pretty funny.

Wurm · 12-01-2002, 01:15 PM

Ouch! that one is almost as old as its subject matter [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Blind_Prophet · 12-01-2002, 01:19 PM

LOL that was good.

12-02-2002, 04:47 AM

I must say Arvon your jokes are getting worse. Take a vacation

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GokuZool · 12-02-2002, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Slizerio:
I must say Arvon your jokes are getting worse. Take a vacation !

Getting worse?

I like Arvon's jokes [img]graemlins/thumbsup.gif[/img]

12-01-2002, 10:42 AM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	The Better Programmer Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously for several lines of code streaming up the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then." said God, "Let us see it Jesus fared any better." Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished and stuttered, "But how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckled and replied, "Jesus saves." __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

12-01-2002, 11:03 AM	#2
9_1_6 Elminster Join Date: November 2, 2002 Location: ♣♣♣ Age: 38 Posts: 457	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LoL, I don't get it... Jesus saves..? Saves what.... hehehe ! __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> 9_1_6 <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dancing]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dancing.gif\" /> <br />LIQUID STICK PEOPLE!

12-01-2002, 12:57 PM	#3
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 40 Posts: 926	lol talk about puns [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

12-01-2002, 01:10 PM	#4
SomeGuy Unicorn Join Date: May 14, 2002 Location: Oklahoma, USA Age: 33 Posts: 4,238	Makes sense. Otherwise it is actually pretty funny. __________________ \"I firmly believe that any man\'s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious.\"<br />-Vince Lombardi

12-01-2002, 01:15 PM	#5
Wurm Drizzt Do'Urden Join Date: August 19, 2001 Location: Grafenwöhr Bayern Germany Age: 59 Posts: 640	Ouch! that one is almost as old as its subject matter [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ [url]\"http://www.sharkyforums.com/forumdisplay.php?s=&forumid=6\" target=\"_blank\">Come visit where I Moderate <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> </a><br />[url]\"http://www.bsforums.com\" target=\"_blank\"> And also visit the nicest group of OTers I know <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" /> </a>

12-01-2002, 01:19 PM	#6
Blind_Prophet Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 10, 2001 Location: Yokosuka Japan Age: 38 Posts: 1,168	LOL that was good. __________________ The height of narcissism

12-02-2002, 04:47 AM	#7
Slizerio Guest Posts: n/a	I must say Arvon your jokes are getting worse. Take a vacation !

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