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Old 01-30-2005, 09:15 AM   #1

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A 21-year-old man was hospitalized in intensive care in Murdoch, Australia (near Perth), in December following a barroom stunt in which he put on a helmet connected to a beer jug, with a hose that ran between the jug and a pump powered by an electric drill. The idea was to facilitate drinking a large quantity of beer without the laborious tasks of lifting a glass and swallowing, but the flow was so powerful that he had to be rushed to the hospital with a 10-centimeter tear in his stomach. [The West Australian, 12-15-04]

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Old 01-30-2005, 09:20 AM   #2
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Wow [img]graemlins/wow.gif[/img] I thought the beer hats alone were cool, but a drill powerd one!?!?!?!
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Old 01-30-2005, 09:56 AM   #3

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BTW if you really want some wierd stories, go to The current crop is really a bunch of nut cases.

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Old 01-30-2005, 10:07 AM   #4
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cute.. i for one dont mind lifting the glass.. gives me a little excercise .

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Old 01-30-2005, 11:46 AM   #5
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Every self repecting alcoholic knows that IV malt whiskey/jack daniels is the way to go!!
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Old 01-30-2005, 04:51 PM   #6

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Wellard takes off his hat bows his head and offers the man involved a moment’s respectful silence. Is there any greater sacrifice than to risk your life for the potential benefit of you’re fellow beer drinker? When he gets out of hospital I suggest we award him a medal (made from bottle tops of course)

What should we call the medal?

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Old 01-30-2005, 05:06 PM   #7
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How about Loser Lager Lout's Award? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Too set in his ways to ever relate
If he could set that aside, there'd be heaven to pay
But weathered and aged, time swept him to grave
Love conquers all? Damn, I'd say that area's gray
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Old 01-30-2005, 05:48 PM   #8
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Did he patent the thing? I wanna make one too and commercialized it.
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