The Boogre Bar 4

[Olli Kalma]

Just entered here to drink hot currant juice!
I'm feeling sick, I have hight fever...
Now back into bed, *köh* hope I get well before exams starts...

[Bungleau]

Felix, the most feared assassin in the land... good to see you again!

Barkeep! Make sure Felix stays happy, if you please.

So, living in the land of Morrowind, eh? Glad to see you could stop by for a visit. What else has been going on?

[kev]

Loumistro,
Regarding driving cars. Brakes are the MIDDLE pedal on the floor. Not what happens when you hit a tree.

[Felix The Assassin]

Originally posted by Bungleau: Felix, the most feared assassin in the land... good to see you again! Barkeep! Make sure Felix stays happy, if you please. So, living in the land of Morrowind, eh? Glad to see you could stop by for a visit. What else has been going on?

Hey Yo B.
Yeap, got a water front mansion near the city of Vivec, a nice Villa just on the outskirts of Balmora. Have my own secluded cave along the Oadi river.
I'm running amuck at the moment and have yet to continue the main story.

My appearance has changed slightly, I wear black leather armor (acquired from an ancient vampire) It really makes my targets unsettled when I honorably execute them with my writs of execution through the Morag Tong (assassins guild)

Back at home, wondering where the real world is going to place me any day now.

Felix

[Dandad]

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all. I beg you to delve deeply into your gallant souls and display a gracious tolerance for this weary wan manifestation, this sick sad sorry spectacle which I present to you within your most hallowed sanctuary from the foul slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.

‘Tis the first time that I have sought comfort and solace from the rigours of fighting for justice and honour within a boogy bar or tawdry tavern. Till now all I wanted or needed was to sit around a companionable blaze and sing of heroic deeds and fallen tyrants under the arching diamond-speckled sky. I knew no weakness. I feared no foe, nor hesitated to face any malevolent, malicious monster whose evil and devious plots and machinations were oft’ rehearsed and reported around the camp fire. Even He, most feared of all, could not disturb my peaceful dreams.

But today I stand before you unhinged, bent of body, my ears echoing on and on, around and around, with the sound of helpless, hopeless, humiliating defeat.

Ignoring all hints and warnings from yourselves and many others I confidently, blithely, innocently, strode in to face HIM. His attacks were multitudinous, but seemed at first too light and measured to cause alarm. No single blow could bow the head or bend the knee. And yet I was relentlessly ground down. He bored into my soul. Without a pause, without drawing breath He battered my patience and courage past the boundary of sanity.

Unrelenting and totally remorseless he infected me. Now I despair. I am riddled and convoluted with his disease. It thrives in my every word and deed.

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all ................

Sebastio. [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Dandad.

[WillowIX]

WHOA! Hi Felix! [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] Where have you been? Exploring the Serran or the real world? Share your experiences with the rest of us please. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 02-07-2003, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: WillowIX ]

[Bungleau]

BARKEEP!!!!!!

Slip this into Dandad's next drink. It'll knock him out for a couple of hours, long enough for all of us to get the heck out of here.

Anyone infected with Sebastio's verbal diarrhea should simply throw themselves on the nearest sword and hope for a quick end...

Unless....

Perhaps....

We can create a potion to offset the effects...

Any ideas?

[ 02-07-2003, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: Bungleau ]

[Jafin]

Wow, we got old friends popping in again ( [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] to Lou and Felix) and several people new to the bar ( [img]graemlins/happywave.gif[/img] to them as well)! Business is kicking up again! Oh and bsftcs, I may run the Boogre Bar, but I'm NOT a boogre! The reason I gave you that strange look wasn't because my memory doesn't span more than 24 hours, but because I was astounded you were talking like a boogre!

Anyhoo.... Glad to see everyone enjoying themselves... and just because I'm in a generous mood, a free round on the house!

-Jafin

[Loumistro]

Well I am glad not to be the only person returning after leaving the board for a while. Welcome Felix. Well incase you guys didn't know me and jafin are working on a new wizards & warriors rp site. So wish us luck in making that. You guys should all join it when it is done. It is going to be based off of the game. It is going to be pretty real.

*walks behind the bar*

boy does it feel good to have my old job back.

[macoati]

Welcome back, Felix! *grabs a couple brews (one warm milk) and heads over to the back table*

You know, it seems to me there was a dagger around here awhile ago that played a few water sports in the bar... I wonder if we could find that dagger and re-enchant it with a modified silence spell...that way, the water (and scuba diver even) would lodge in Dandad's throat keeping him silent. Of course we might have to futher enchant it with breath of air so he could at least breathe...