finally.. last ...

adam warlock · 07-26-2002, 08:31 PM

kitten adopted!... I honestly don't want to go through that again!

*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: hello, I'm calling about the ad about the kittens... you got any left you gonna get rid of?
*hangs up* CLICK!

*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: HI! I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper...and I'm interested in one.
receiver: ok, I have 3 males and they are all grey...
caller: are they litter-trained?
receiver: yes, I have a question for you... do you declaw?
caller: yes! I...
CLICK!

*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: hello. I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper... do you have any white females with blue eyes?
receiver: for the fourth time, no.
CLICK!

*ring ring*
*picks up phone* hello?
caller: is this the person I talk to about the kittens?
receiver: yes
caller: Do you know that males cause females to get pregnant? you should get them fixed! Yaddayaddayaddayaddayapyapyap
receiver: I know you and what connection you work for... don't call me again or I'll report you for harrassment.
caller: er...
CLICK!

07-26-2002, 08:35 PM

Wonderful job! I know how relieved you are!
Wow, would I express what I know you feel LOL!
I don't think I can!
Double Back-Flips wouldn't even be appropriate enough!
I am very very happy for you!

[ 07-26-2002, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

adam warlock · 07-26-2002, 10:10 PM

the tale of the woman rescuing a kitten from being cooked on the barbecue by neighbors....... shocked me....

makes me want to put the neighbors in the kitten's place on the grill

I've been trying to find the story on it but can't find it

adam warlock · 07-26-2002, 10:14 PM

found it
http://www.kshb.com/Global/story.asp...3&nav=3w5cAA8H

07-26-2002, 10:15 PM

Oh those are such horrid stories! Sh*t like that goes on in San Antonio at a frightening rate and they play it on the news with close-up photos of the injured/burned animals as if it were a national crisis in the making. Please don't post the link if you find it...that just feeds people's desires for that type of sensationalism.
*hugs*

EDIT...ugh too late lol. Well, I am not looking at it! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 07-26-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

johnny · 07-26-2002, 10:24 PM

Now that's a guy i'd like to meet someday

07-26-2002, 08:31 PM	#1
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	kitten adopted!... I honestly don't want to go through that again! ring ring picks up phone hello? caller: hello, I'm calling about the ad about the kittens... you got any left you gonna get rid of? hangs up CLICK! ring ring picks up phone hello? caller: HI! I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper...and I'm interested in one. receiver: ok, I have 3 males and they are all grey... caller: are they litter-trained? receiver: yes, I have a question for you... do you declaw? caller: yes! I... CLICK! ring ring picks up phone hello? caller: hello. I'm calling about the kitten ad in the paper... do you have any white females with blue eyes? receiver: for the fourth time, no. CLICK! ring ring picks up phone hello? caller: is this the person I talk to about the kittens? receiver: yes caller: Do you know that males cause females to get pregnant? you should get them fixed! Yaddayaddayaddayaddayapyapyap receiver: I know you and what connection you work for... don't call me again or I'll report you for harrassment. caller: er... CLICK! __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

07-26-2002, 10:10 PM	#3
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	the tale of the woman rescuing a kitten from being cooked on the barbecue by neighbors....... shocked me.... makes me want to put the neighbors in the kitten's place on the grill I've been trying to find the story on it but can't find it __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

07-26-2002, 10:14 PM	#4
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 53 Posts: 3,234	found it http://www.kshb.com/Global/story.asp...3&nav=3w5cAA8H __________________ [url]\"http://motdw.comicgenesis.com\" target=\"_blank\"><br /> [img]\"http://motdw.keenspace.com/images/lymanimaca.txt\" alt=\" - \" /></a><br /><br />my karma ran over your dogma

07-26-2002, 10:24 PM	#6
johnny 40th Level Warrior Join Date: April 15, 2002 Location: Utrecht The Netherlands Age: 58 Posts: 16,981	Now that's a guy i'd like to meet someday __________________

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07-26-2002, 08:35 PM	#2
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Wonderful job! I know how relieved you are! Wow, would I express what I know you feel LOL! I don't think I can! Double Back-Flips wouldn't even be appropriate enough! I am very very happy for you! [ 07-26-2002, 08:37 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

07-26-2002, 10:15 PM	#5
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Oh those are such horrid stories! Sht like that goes on in San Antonio at a frightening rate and they play it on the news with close-up photos of the injured/burned animals as if it were a national crisis in the making. Please don't post the link if you find it...that just feeds people's desires for that type of sensationalism. hugs* EDIT...ugh too late lol. Well, I am not looking at it! [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 07-26-2002, 10:16 PM: Message edited by: Moni ]

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