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05-15-2004, 02:20 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
Posts: 4,212
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Things You'd Love to Say Out Loud at Work
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. How about never? Is never good for you? 4. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 5. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 13. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. 15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. 18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks! 20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off. 22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 23. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 24. Do I look like a people person? 25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 26. I started out with nothing &still have most of it left. 27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. 33. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1? 34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary. 39. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 40. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
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05-15-2004, 02:37 PM
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Silver Dragon
   Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
Age: 33
Posts: 1,635
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LMAO, I can only imagine the reactions some of these gems would cause
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05-15-2004, 05:41 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: May 19, 2002
Location: The US of A
Age: 35
Posts: 2,365
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hahah! Nice Arv! I am going to remember some of these for future refrence.
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05-15-2004, 06:58 PM
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Lord Ao
 Join Date: May 17, 2001
Location: San Antonio, Texas, USA
Age: 53
Posts: 2,069
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LOL...I like all of them (and most are very appropriate at my work). I especially like #24.
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05-15-2004, 07:20 PM
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Knight of the Rose
 Join Date: April 8, 2003
Location: Arkansas
Age: 48
Posts: 4,442
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30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
said this one to my boss once of course he was a strange guy anyway, and I felt right at home there for some reason [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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05-15-2004, 07:24 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: May 13, 2004
Location: United States
Age: 36
Posts: 46
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"This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting."
LMAO - not working in an office environment yet, but when I finally arrive to school at 6:55 in the morning, and step off the bus, this is exactly whats going through my mind.
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05-16-2004, 12:05 AM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: July 19, 2002
Location: New Zealand
Age: 34
Posts: 398
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Those are great!
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05-16-2004, 12:21 AM
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Harper
 Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,706
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15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
I have a few people I would like to say this to... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
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05-16-2004, 03:00 AM
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Iron Throne Cult
 Join Date: March 12, 2001
Location: Manila, Philippines
Age: 39
Posts: 4,864
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LOL!!!
Man this one rocks...  Yes it does.
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05-17-2004, 01:45 PM
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40th Level Warrior
 Join Date: March 24, 2002
Posts: 10,215
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Cool, more things for me to use to annoy people. ROFLMAO.
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