** ORIGIN OF LIFE **

John D Harris · 04-22-2002, 12:39 AM

One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her
origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks.

Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why
God sent you, Honey."

"And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues.

Yes, Sweetheart, he did."

"And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms
and dads, too?"

"Yes, Honey, all of them, too."

The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're
telling me there's been no sex in this family for over
200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!"

Downunda · 04-22-2002, 01:15 AM

LoL - good one

Alexander · 04-22-2002, 01:23 AM

I raised my eyes upwards, despairing that such inanities could be posted.

Ar-Cunin · 04-22-2002, 03:55 AM

from children and drunkards shall the truth be heard (rough translation) [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-22-2002, 12:39 AM	#1
John D Harris Ninja Storm Shadow Join Date: March 27, 2001 Location: Northport,Alabama, USA Age: 62 Posts: 3,577	One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. "How did I get here, Mommy?" she asks. Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, "Why God sent you, Honey." "And did God send you too, Mommy?" she continues. Yes, Sweetheart, he did." "And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?" "Yes, Honey, all of them, too." The child shakes her head in disbelief. "Then you're telling me there's been no sex in this family for over 200 years? No wonder everyone is so grouchy!" __________________ Crustiest of the OLD COOTS "Donating mirrors for years to help the Liberal/Socialist find their collective rear-ends, because both hands doesn't seem to be working. Veitnam 61-65:KIA 1864 66:KIA 5008 67:KIA 9378 68:KIA 14594 69:KIA 9414 70:KIA 4221 71:KIA 1380 72:KIA 300 Afghanistan2001-2008 KIA 585 2009-2012 KIA 1465 and counting Davros 1 Much abliged Massachusetts

04-22-2002, 01:15 AM	#2
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 45 Posts: 2,975	LoL - good one __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

04-22-2002, 01:23 AM	#3
Alexander Drow Warrior Join Date: April 16, 2002 Location: Connecticut Age: 40 Posts: 259	I raised my eyes upwards, despairing that such inanities could be posted. __________________ Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.<br /><br />-John Fitzgerald Kennedy

04-22-2002, 03:55 AM	#4
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 52 Posts: 2,326	from children and drunkards shall the truth be heard (rough translation) [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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