A Death Test - Page 2

Jorath Calar · 04-15-2002, 02:47 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:

November 16, 2049
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alien Abduction (18%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Oh I hope it happens sooner, I really don't want to get that old... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Encard · 04-15-2002, 05:49 PM

LOL... January 23, 2063, at the age of 75...
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Heh... I'd say alien abduction or confusion...

Aelia Jusa · 04-15-2002, 05:56 PM

You can expect to die on:

November 7, 2061
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

LOL! I wonder what I did to deserve public execution in a third world country?

NihilisticCrusader · 04-15-2002, 06:16 PM

eh... 70 years old
Cancer 22%
Alien Abduction 20%
Heart Attack 12%
Homicide 12%
3rd Degree Burns 7%
Horrible Accident 7%
Suicide 5%
Confusion 5%

How does homicide kill you?

I don't believe that |they| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions.

Man. I should get a hobby or something.

SSJ4Sephiroth · 04-15-2002, 07:32 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 28, 2064

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Suicide (15%)
Confusion (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared

Harkoliar · 04-15-2002, 08:54 PM

i will die at 86.. not bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller · 04-15-2002, 09:34 PM

ROTFLMAO!
I'll die on...

November 3, 2070
at the age of 85 years old.
Homicide (40%)
Suicide (35%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)

OoooOOOOOkayeee....

I also decided to put in a bunch of BS like saying that i was 50000 lbs in weight and was 184 years old, here's what I got:
UH OH buddy you're gonna die on
April 19, 2002
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

lol

Grand-Ranger · 04-16-2002, 12:14 AM

LOL

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 20, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (9%)

Intresting

04-16-2002, 12:24 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 3, 2023
at the age of 61 years old.

I told KHan if I lived to be 60 I was going to be one pissed off b*tch!
He'll have almost two years of hell before I get put out of his misery.
[img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Legolas · 04-16-2002, 08:19 AM

March 2, 2056
at the age of 71 years old. (average is 67. Yay!)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (5%) (not a chance)
Loneliness (5%)

04-15-2002, 05:56 PM	#13
Aelia Jusa Iron Throne Cult Join Date: August 23, 2001 Location: Brisbane, Australia Age: 42 Posts: 4,867	You can expect to die on: November 7, 2061 at the age of 80 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Homicide (7%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Alcoholism (5%) Loneliness (5%) LOL! I wonder what I did to deserve public execution in a third world country? __________________

04-15-2002, 06:16 PM	#14
NihilisticCrusader Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 27, 2002 Location: South Florida Age: 37 Posts: 29	eh... 70 years old Cancer 22% Alien Abduction 20% Heart Attack 12% Homicide 12% 3rd Degree Burns 7% Horrible Accident 7% Suicide 5% Confusion 5% How does homicide kill you? I don't believe that \|they\| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions. Man. I should get a hobby or something. __________________ When layer lies upon layer, webs of deception are spun inside one another, and you can no longer distinguish fact from fiction, reality is what you make of it.

04-15-2002, 08:54 PM	#16
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	i will die at 86.. not bad [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ Catch me if you can..

04-15-2002, 09:34 PM	#17
/)eathKiller Dracolisk Join Date: January 5, 2002 Location: Guantanamo Bay, Cuba Age: 38 Posts: 6,043	ROTFLMAO! I'll die on... November 3, 2070 at the age of 85 years old. Homicide (40%) Suicide (35%) Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (13%) Auto-Fellatio (10%) OoooOOOOOkayeee.... I also decided to put in a bunch of BS like saying that i was 50000 lbs in weight and was 184 years old, here's what I got: UH OH buddy you're gonna die on April 19, 2002 at the age of 19 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Contagious Disease (37%) Cancer (16%) Horrible Accident (6%) lol __________________ [img]\"http://membres.lycos.fr/th8or/ZeroSigForIronworks.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> o.o;

04-16-2002, 12:14 AM	#18
Grand-Ranger Galvatron Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there Posts: 2,130	LOL Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 20, 2064 at the age of 76 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (43%) Heart Attack (18%) Drowning (9%) Intresting __________________ <br /><br />So if in the shaddows look behind you, because thats where the ranger will be.

04-15-2002, 02:47 PM	#11
Jorath Calar Harper Join Date: October 6, 2001 Location: Iceland Posts: 4,706	Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on: November 16, 2049 at the age of 74 years old. On that date I will most likely die from: Cancer (28%) Alien Abduction (18%) Heart Attack (10%) Alcoholism (10%) Homicide (8%) Contagious Disease (5%) Loneliness (5%) Oh I hope it happens sooner, I really don't want to get that old... [img]smile.gif[/img]

04-15-2002, 05:49 PM	#12
Encard Quintesson Join Date: June 13, 2001 Location: Darkness Age: 37 Posts: 1,033	LOL... January 23, 2063, at the age of 75... Heart Attack (27%) Cancer (16%) Horrible Accident (10%) Alien Abduction (8%) Contagious Disease (7%) Alcoholism (7%) Homicide (5%) Confusion (5%) Heh... I'd say alien abduction or confusion...

04-15-2002, 07:32 PM	#15
SSJ4Sephiroth Beholder Join Date: May 4, 2001 Location: The Outside Looking In Age: 37 Posts: 4,361	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: August 28, 2064 at the age of 77 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (25%) Suicide (15%) Confusion (12%) Heart Attack (9%) Alien Abduction (7%) Third Degree Burns (6%) Auto-Fellatio (6%) Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared

04-16-2002, 12:24 AM	#19
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: October 3, 2023 at the age of 61 years old. I told KHan if I lived to be 60 I was going to be one pissed off b*tch! He'll have almost two years of hell before I get put out of his misery. [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

04-16-2002, 08:19 AM	#20
Legolas Jack Burton Join Date: March 31, 2001 Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine. Age: 39 Posts: 5,459	March 2, 2056 at the age of 71 years old. (average is 67. Yay!) On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (41%) Heart Attack (25%) Alcoholism (5%) (not a chance) Loneliness (5%) __________________ Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny!

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