A Death Test

Daniel_M · 04-15-2002, 10:04 AM

Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old.
Of....
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (23%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake....

Epona · 04-15-2002, 10:16 AM

Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test

I get to 67 according to this:

Cancer 41%
Homicide 10%
Alcoholism 7%
Alien Abduction 7%

Yeah, right

Sir Exxon · 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM

ROFL! This is really funny! My results:

I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years.
I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s.

Cool!

[ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

Neb · 04-15-2002, 10:33 AM

I will die:

June 11, 2066
at the age of 80 years old.

And I will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)

11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL

Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test?

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

11053687 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
8% work in the porn business.
And 189726 people claim to have leprosy

Charean · 04-15-2002, 10:38 AM

Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo.

cancer 42%
heart attack 7%
Homicide (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Epona · 04-15-2002, 10:47 AM

OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though

February 7, 2050
at the age of 78 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (8%)
Loneliness (7%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord!

Bruce The Aussie · 04-15-2002, 10:55 AM

i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

July 18, 2060
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Confusion (5%)
i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving)

Bahamut · 04-15-2002, 11:11 AM

LOL

I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what...

I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lioness · 04-15-2002, 01:43 PM

Ize immortal

Azred · 04-15-2002, 02:02 PM

17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry.

04-15-2002, 10:04 AM	#1
Daniel_M Elminster Join Date: October 17, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 40 Posts: 480	Well are you go to here and take the Death Test im going to die November 17, 2059 at the age of 76 years old. Of.... Heart Attack (32%) Cancer (23%) Alcoholism (9%) Horrible Accident (5%) Contagious Disease (5%) Woah this might make you think twice before eating that cake.... __________________ \"Sarcasm is a sign of genius.\"<br /><br />[url]\"http://www.hellspawnonline.tk\" target=\"_blank\">Hellspawn-Online.tk</a>

04-15-2002, 10:16 AM	#2
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	Hmmmm - I lost a year since I last did this test I get to 67 according to this: Cancer 41% Homicide 10% Alcoholism 7% Alien Abduction 7% Yeah, right __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-15-2002, 10:38 AM	#5
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 60 Posts: 2,201	Ok, I am expected to die when I am 76... 2 days after my birthday... well poo. cancer 42% heart attack 7% Homicide (7%) Alien Abduction (6%) They asked if I was good at math... yes. This doesn't add up to 100%. I guess I have a 38% chance of living beyond that. [img]tongue.gif[/img] __________________ And then there were 6.

04-15-2002, 10:47 AM	#6
Epona Zartan Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 53 Posts: 5,164	OK OK! I did it again but lied and said I didn't smoke (wanted to see if it was worth quitting, LOL [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) and I got funny results! Still high cancer risk though February 7, 2050 at the age of 78 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (40%) Alien Abduction (10%) Heart Attack (8%) Loneliness (7%) Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%) Alcoholism (5%) WHAT!!!! I stand a 5% chance of dying of Auto-erotic asphyxiation? Good lord! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wizardrealm.com/images/epona.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

04-15-2002, 10:55 AM	#7
Bruce The Aussie Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: Chaotica (london,england) Age: 37 Posts: 1,798	i'm going to die when i'm 74! wahoo! i'll live 1 year less than the avarage life expectancy of a male! my test said: Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on: July 18, 2060 at the age of 74 years old. On that date you will most likely die from: Cancer (36%) Heart Attack (9%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Suicide (7%) Homicide (6%) Alcoholism (6%) Horrible Accident (5%) Alien Abduction (5%) Confusion (5%) i think i didn't answer the questions truthfully enough tho. (and most of the things on the list i can't do yet, i.e. skydiving) __________________ [img]\"http://members.aol.com/lasttrueprincess/images/bruce.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Have a nice day <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Big Grin]\" src=\"biggrin.gif\" /> <br />cloudkingdom.co.uk<br />\"be calm, be happy, be stoned\"<br />The person currently speaking is(tick appropriate): Me/My inner child/the voices in my head/my inner demons

04-15-2002, 10:32 AM	#3
Sir Exxon Zartan Join Date: October 15, 2001 Location: Oslo, Norway Age: 35 Posts: 5,367	ROFL! This is really funny! My results: I'm supposed to die February 8th 2057 at 68 years. I will most likely die from a heart attack (29%), and then cancer (13%), drowning (11%) plus many other 5%'s. Cool! [ 04-15-2002, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: Sir Exxon ]

04-15-2002, 10:33 AM	#4
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 38 Posts: 8,802	I will die: June 11, 2066 at the age of 80 years old. And I will most likely die from: Cancer (20%) Heart Attack (12%) Alien Abduction (11%) Third Degree Burns (7%) Horrible Accident (7%) Homicide (7%) Alcoholism (7%) 11% alien abduction? [img]tongue.gif[/img] LOL Have you also checked the stats for those people who've taken the test? Interesting stats from the DeathTest: 11053687 people have taken the DeathTest. Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male. The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years. 10% of test takers have hairy nipples. 8% work in the porn business. And 189726 people claim to have leprosy

04-15-2002, 11:11 AM	#8
Bahamut Iron Throne Cult Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Manila, Philippines Age: 39 Posts: 4,864	LOL I did that a long time ago.. kinda lame... they actually just kinda do it in random... hehehe there is a pattern if I recall but I know not what... I think I am gonna die old, but then something of an accident I think [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ http://makeallthedifference.blogspot.com http://www.bratgirlcentral.com/cgi-b.../ikonboard.cgi

04-15-2002, 01:43 PM	#9
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 36 Posts: 5,837	Ize immortal __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

04-15-2002, 02:02 PM	#10
Azred Drow Priestess Join Date: March 13, 2001 Location: a hidden sanctorum high above the metroplex Age: 54 Posts: 4,037	17 May 2046 at the age of 76. This kind of information may be found by examining actuarial life expectancy tables. Everyone has a certain probability of succumbing to various accidents and/or illnesses, modified by lifestyle, career choice, family history, etc. It may be morbid, but it is done all the time. In fact, it is the basis of the life insurance industry. __________________ Everything may be explained by a conspiracy theory. All conspiracy theories are true. No matter how thinly you slice it, it's still bologna.

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