You're really not much of a terrorist if...

Taken from a Mad Magazine...

-> The Highlight of your bloody reign of terror involved highjacking a guy on a 10-speed and forcing him to take you to the mall.

-> Your primary method of intimidation is "Chinese Helium Torture."
"So now you will talk! Okay???"
"Bite me, Goofball!"

-> You've been known to infiltrate the nerve center of major international corporations for the sole purpose of pressing all the elevator buttons.

-> You are known to relieve the boredom associated with prologed captivity by treating your political hostages to a day at the track.
"DEATH TO THE FIVE HORSE AND ALL IT REPRESENTS!!!"
"C'mon Number Five!!!"

-> All your covert training sessions are held in the plastic ball bin at Discovery Zone.

-> Your group issues a press release taking credit for filling the coin return slots of midtown pay phones with shaving cream.
"Next time, unless you meet our demands, Krazy Glue!"

-> You once spent three days in a trash can outside a manhattan apartment building in an unsuccessful bid to "pie" Salman Rushdie.

-> You finance your subversive activities by selling cookies door to door.
"Maybe you are preferring our Peanut Butter Belly Bombs?!?"

-> Instead of the appearance on America's Most Wanted you counted on, the video of your crime against humanity airs on Bloopers, Bleepers, and Practical Jokes.

-> Yours is the only terrorist organization with a big lovable mascot named "Bucky."

(c) MAD magazine, 2003

[Dron_Cah]

That's great! Funny as heck!! What about water balloons filled with gelatin?