Retaliation...

Merlin_the_Arch-Wizard · 11-30-2001, 03:07 PM

What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone who doesn't
believe in retaliation against the terrorists :
1. Ask if military force is appropriate
2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?"
3. Wait until he says something to the effect of..."Because that would
just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not
because more violence..."
4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can.
5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a
mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be
awful and he shouldn't cause more violence.
6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional
violence
7. Punch him in the face again. Harder this time

-Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes retaliation
is necessary.

Sir ReGiN · 11-30-2001, 03:10 PM

Hmm..no comments

Maybe you should put this in the War forum, too..
That way you would definetly get some interesting answers [img]smile.gif[/img]

Campino · 11-30-2001, 03:14 PM

Go to the war forum.It's created to talk about the war against terrorism.Share your thoughts there,could be interesting.

Istaron · 11-30-2001, 04:12 PM

Well, if you are unlucky, you hit someone like me, who will beat you to until you can't speak. Then you can't get him to admit retaliation is necesary [img]smile.gif[/img]

Sir Kenyth · 11-30-2001, 04:46 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Istaron:
Well, if you are unlucky, you hit someone like me, who will beat you to until you can't speak. Then you can't get him to admit retaliation is necesary [img]smile.gif[/img]

Ahhhhhhh! But in reataliating against the punch, you prove the point! Doh!

Anyway, I think we've been here and done that with this joke, havn't we?

Sir ReGiN · 11-30-2001, 04:50 PM

Please, Merlin, delete one of your topics!
It's called spamming, and it's not allowed.

Campino · 11-30-2001, 05:54 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Silver Cheetah:

I doubt it. Yawn. We've had this one already.... and many others very similar.....

I must admit,it was meant slightly sarcastic,the word interesting.

11-30-2001, 03:07 PM	#1
Merlin_the_Arch-Wizard Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: October 17, 2001 Posts: 35	What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone who doesn't believe in retaliation against the terrorists : 1. Ask if military force is appropriate 2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 3. Wait until he says something to the effect of..."Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not because more violence..." 4. When he's in mid sentence, punch him in the face as hard as you can. 5. When he gets back up to punch you, point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike you, because that would be awful and he shouldn't cause more violence. 6. Wait until he agrees, and has pledged not to commit additional violence 7. Punch him in the face again. Harder this time -Repeat steps 5 through 7 until he understands that sometimes retaliation is necessary. __________________ Elminster this Elminster that give me 2000 years and a pointy hat and I\'ll kick his Arse.

11-30-2001, 03:14 PM	#3
Campino Avatar Join Date: November 12, 2001 Location: Netherlands Age: 55 Posts: 522	Go to the war forum.It's created to talk about the war against terrorism.Share your thoughts there,could be interesting. __________________

11-30-2001, 04:46 PM	#5
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 54 Posts: 1,785	quote: Originally posted by Istaron: Well, if you are unlucky, you hit someone like me, who will beat you to until you can't speak. Then you can't get him to admit retaliation is necesary [img]smile.gif[/img] Ahhhhhhh! But in reataliating against the punch, you prove the point! Doh! Anyway, I think we've been here and done that with this joke, havn't we? __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

11-30-2001, 05:54 PM	#7
Campino Avatar Join Date: November 12, 2001 Location: Netherlands Age: 55 Posts: 522	quote: Originally posted by Silver Cheetah: I doubt it. Yawn. We've had this one already.... and many others very similar..... I must admit,it was meant slightly sarcastic,the word interesting. __________________

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11-30-2001, 03:10 PM	#2
Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	Hmm..no comments Maybe you should put this in the War forum, too.. That way you would definetly get some interesting answers [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Istaron Banned User Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Uppland Posts: 711	Well, if you are unlucky, you hit someone like me, who will beat you to until you can't speak. Then you can't get him to admit retaliation is necesary [img]smile.gif[/img]

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Sir ReGiN Gold Dragon Join Date: August 11, 2001 Location: The land of blonde virgins Age: 42 Posts: 2,563	Please, Merlin, delete one of your topics! It's called spamming, and it's not allowed.

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