Bearded ladies!

Tyrion · 10-21-2002, 06:28 AM

Why do female dwarwes have beards? It dosen't look so good.

LennonCook · 10-21-2002, 06:50 AM

Because Bioware took "All dwarves have facial hair" a bit too literally...

TaSSaDaR · 10-21-2002, 07:23 AM

I've read some books (IIRC, it was Dragonlance series) telling that all female dwarves have beards and are rather ugly. Heh, I don't want to be a dwarf

But, surprisingly, dwarves themselves think their femmies are the best

andrewas · 10-21-2002, 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by LennonCook:
Because Bioware took "All dwarves have facial hair" a bit too literally...

Read pratchett. Specificaly "The Truth", but he mentions it elsewhere as well.

Im sure there are plenty of more canonical references to it as well.

Indemaijinj · 10-21-2002, 07:53 AM

Because they couldn't be bothered to make a seperate set of avatars for them. (The paper dolls doesn't have any beards).

There is no avatar for female gnomish wizards either.

I have heard that it is impossible to create new avatars (you must replace existing ones). Otherwise it could be a great community effort to supply the graphics.

Morgeruat · 10-21-2002, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by TaSSaDaR:
I've read some books (IIRC, it was Dragonlance series) telling that all female dwarves have beards and are rather ugly. Heh, I don't want to be a dwarf But, surprisingly, dwarves themselves think their femmies are the best

well, from a dwarf point of view what fun is a woman without a beard, you've got nothing to hold onto while doing... nm.......

it is mentioned in alot of places, and I was really irritated by Ed Greenwood when I read the Forgotten Realms boxed set and it said most female dwarves shaved, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... but regardless it's one of the reasons why few people ever identified female dwarves in Tolkiens LotR, and is mentioned in most of the canon TSR books.

pritchke · 10-21-2002, 12:36 PM

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Originally posted by Morgeruat:

it is mentioned in alot of places, and I was really irritated by Ed Greenwood when I read the Forgotten Realms boxed set and it said most female dwarves shaved, GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.... but regardless it's one of the reasons why few people ever identified female dwarves in Tolkiens LotR, and is mentioned in most of the canon TSR books.

It could be a cultural thing. In some Dwarven cultures, females shaving may be the norm.

[ 10-21-2002, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: pritchke ]

Deximus · 10-21-2002, 04:45 PM

Morgeruat - in the appendixes for LOTR i think it is mentioned that female dwarves usually travel in disguise as male dwarves, and thats why they are few people ever identified them

Deximus

SixOfSpades · 10-21-2002, 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by pritchke:
It could be a cultural thing. In some Dwarven cultures, females shaving may be the norm.

It's a touchy question--I'm thinking of adding a Female Dwarven Fighter/Thief (or possibly a Swashbuckler), and having to add a beard to this picture ---> might just be more trouble than it's worth. Then again, bearding her would add credence to the "When not at home, females pose as males" thing. After all, she is rather flat-chested....oh never mind. And depending on her facial hair, I'll have to play with both the Male and Female sets of Dwarven and Gnomish avatars & paperdolls.
Just for the heck of it, here's the "After" version of the pic for my Duergar Cleric:

Jim · 10-21-2002, 07:09 PM

You just try playing Neverwinter Nights (and it's not just dwarves)! Even if you make a really saucy female elven warrior you can still see all the stubble. Horrific!

SoS:
Duergar looking good (did that dwarf used to be ginger?!)

10-21-2002, 06:28 AM	#1
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10-21-2002, 07:23 AM	#3
TaSSaDaR Baaz Draconian Join Date: August 27, 2002 Location: Russia Age: 38 Posts: 734	I've read some books (IIRC, it was Dragonlance series) telling that all female dwarves have beards and are rather ugly. Heh, I don't want to be a dwarf But, surprisingly, dwarves themselves think their femmies are the best __________________ En taro Adun!<br />En taro, mighty Tassadar!

10-21-2002, 07:53 AM	#5
Indemaijinj Symbol of Cyric Join Date: June 15, 2002 Location: Denmark Age: 43 Posts: 1,163	Because they couldn't be bothered to make a seperate set of avatars for them. (The paper dolls doesn't have any beards). There is no avatar for female gnomish wizards either. I have heard that it is impossible to create new avatars (you must replace existing ones). Otherwise it could be a great community effort to supply the graphics. __________________ The Bleak Caballero<br /><br />Proud and original member (and secret admirer) of the Pro-Mazzy movement.

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