10-07-2003, 04:02 PM | #1 |
Elminster
Join Date: October 17, 2001
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I've created my own, original list of some scrolls you'll never be finding in any BG game..feel free to add your own if you want.
Power Word: Nil (Power word: kill) Melf's Minute Maid Orange Juice (Melf's Minute Meateors) Detect Allusions (for the clueless among us) Pyrotechnical Difficulties Tenser's Transformer Action Figures Symbol: Prince (as in the music artist) Leomund's Gerbil Cage Part Hair Dimension Floor (opens a hole in the ground below you) Bassmorph (polymorph fish) Lyre Charm Hallucinatory Air Shades, Version II (creates fashionable sunglasses; material component is 400 gp) Animal-like Cancerous Growth Passdoor (creates a passage through any doorway) Transparent Fog Disenchanted Weapon (it *knows* it will only be around for a day, and it sees no point in fighting before its inevitable disappearance) Absolute Impunity (doesn't protect against anything, but the mage will arrogantly think he's untouchable) Hold Dead Middle Finger Of Death Mordenkainen's Toothbrush Wail Of The Banshee (OpenGL spell effects overload your graphics card) Cause Critical Thinking Shocking Gasp Tensor's Transformation (does matrix algebra mid-battle) Mickey Mantle (Micky Mouse [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Detect Visibility Improved Taste (yum..) Stone To Stone (duhh...) Protection From Neutral (Why not...theres everything else) Protection From Freakish Missiles (For those time you get them ) Farsighted (-4 penalty to caster's AC and THAC0 for nearby enemies) Windshield-Blue (all who damage the caster must pay his deductible) Ice Cream Cone Of Cold Cacaofiend (gates a Planescape:Torment Chocolate Quasit)
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10-07-2003, 04:17 PM | #2 |
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hahahah.....uhhh...ok???
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10-07-2003, 04:18 PM | #3 |
Elminster
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I was bored...so sue me [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-07-2003, 04:52 PM | #5 |
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Nahal's Reckless Driving School
Knock, Knock Invulnerable Absolute Immunity from Magically Mantled Elemental Shield Armor(for the true paranoids among us) Chef Otiluke's Resilient Mystery Meat Hold Person's Call Really Secret Word (nobody knows this spell) Wizard Nose Find Family Glyph of Illegibility Spell Thrust (displays the letters T-H-R-U-S-T above caster's head) Remove Shirt Imprisonment with Parole for Good Behavior Chaste Improved Chaste Command Word: Whine Chess Champion's Strength Summon Pygmy Marmoset Know Gender Rigid Thinking (innate ability for all Republicans) Emotion: Ennui Zone of Sweet Lemon-scented Laundry Detergent Bigby's Groping Hand Saul's Searing Migraine Phantom Blade, new from Gillette Free Action, except for the restraining order Raise Head Repulse Living Black Blade of Inconvenience Dental Domination Terrestrial Servant Power Word: Blind Date [ADD:] How could I forget Boo's favorite spell, Shield of the Acorns? [ 10-07-2003, 09:08 PM: Message edited by: SixOfSpades ]
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10-07-2003, 05:10 PM | #6 |
Elminster
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Heheh.. very funny sixofspades
Some more.. Wail of the In-laws Garden Maze Time, to go Shapechange: Three-toed-sloth Power Word: Holiday Bigby's Talk-to-the-hand Repulse Girls Finger of cheese Nahal's dont-pass-go-dont-collect-£200 [Edit] Some of these spells would be realy funny if you converted them into the game... [ 10-07-2003, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: Daniel_M ]
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10-07-2003, 05:45 PM | #7 |
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My mage wrote a bigby's hand spell. It causes the target's eyes to roll back in its head and a loss of consciousness. Duration is 1 round against males, 2d4 rounds against females. Protection from normal weapons and stoneskin foil the spell. I'd post more here, but it's a little racey. The spell is called Bigby's M****b****g Hand. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Create Drink -- makes pina couatls. Intoxicate Self Luck of the Irish -- can only be cast after Intoxicate Self. Gain a +5 on everything you do for 8 hours, but lose 200 gp. Malfeasor's Kegstand Slip -- like grease, but affects only the caster. Great for bards. Abi Dalzim's Horribly Long and Annoying Spell Naming Bigby's Handshake Know Measurements -- different information obtained depending on gender of target. Freedom from Care Lose Annoying Familiar Greater Find Familiar Super Duper You Will Actually Like This Familiar Find Familiar [ 10-07-2003, 05:52 PM: Message edited by: Timber Loftis ] |
10-07-2003, 06:11 PM | #8 |
Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
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Those were some nice ones, Six
...Know Gender, lol, that's a tough one to figure out on your own with out a spell [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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10-08-2003, 02:24 AM | #9 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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My favourite spell: Locate self - locate yourself relative to your position
Hold self Create Water Above Head (for aquatic elves) Black Light (enchants object with black light) Dominate Self Mordenkainen's Poor Shelter Improper Suggestion (actually, I got some of these from a friend of mine, I believe he found some site)
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LoL! OMG, thats just great! Six: yours where great as well!! Just watched Fear&Loathing in Las Vegas, sooooo : Smokeskin Water Pipe of Disaster Symbol: Stoned Mass Intoxication Prismatic Trip Khelben's Spacing Trip Greater Intoxication Obscured Sight Protection from UFO's Misguided Snorkel Immunity: Articulation Cone of Gold Mouse Trap Annoy Person Flame Sparrow Stinking Methane Cloud
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