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Old 06-17-2001, 07:41 PM   #1
RudeDawg
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*RudeDawg is planting his tongue FIRMLY in his cheek*

Folks have been askin: "How does the Dawg treat the women in his life"

Not to brag or anything (y'all know I don't like to brag) but I know how to treat the ladies.

I'll show you what I mean: A typical date with the Dawg ain't your average dinner-and-movie deal. Oh no. I go all out, baby.

First I drive up in my tricked out '82 Datsun hatchback with my ABBA eight track blasting. I honk twice. When she comes out I immediately shower her with compliments: "Girl you smell nice. What is it, Lady Speedstick?"

Then we hit a drive thru where I super-size our extra value meals without even asking her. This always impresses the honeys. It says, "Hey, for you I'm going first class."

Then, after she pays the tab, we're headed for my favorite sports bar to catch the NBA finals. Woo hoo! Pass the beer nuts, babe!

*RudeDawg ducks and Weaves his way to the door*


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Old 06-17-2001, 07:47 PM   #2
Sir Taliesin
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Last of the big time spenders here! Eh. Rude you are making the rest of us guys
look bad. See Reeka what I was saying last night about the other 99%.

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Old 06-17-2001, 07:58 PM   #3
Reeka
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Yep, Sir T! You are right. Definitely, in the 99th percentile!

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Old 06-17-2001, 08:15 PM   #4
Bourbon
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Hey buddy didn't I tell you not to give our secrets away.
I can put those in a book and sell it for some serious money.
and here you are giving the information away for free.
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Old 06-17-2001, 08:17 PM   #5
Reeka
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Hey, Sir T, another one in the 99th percentile!

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Old 06-17-2001, 08:21 PM   #6
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Hey, Sir T, another one in the 99th percentile!

Usually cause the women fit in the same cateogory.....granted there are those exceptional 1 percent....
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Old 06-17-2001, 08:23 PM   #7
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How sweet. Saying that I am in the exceptional 1 percentile!

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Old 06-17-2001, 08:26 PM   #8
Bourbon
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How sweet. Saying that I am in the exceptional 1 percentile!

Well you are defenitely there....
let's just see if you can remain there...



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Old 06-17-2001, 08:29 PM   #9
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Of course I will, oh, you of little faith! I will always be exceptional in some way.

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Old 06-17-2001, 08:31 PM   #10
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Of course I will, oh, you of little faith! I will always be exceptional in some way.

Rudedawgs ears pick up to that line
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