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06-07-2001, 05:51 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
 Join Date: April 10, 2001
Location: Tacoma, WA, U.S.A.
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Just as caleb is handing him the pipe he is crushed under tons of tapioca....at least he hopes its tapioca......oh please helm let it be tapioca!
------------------  BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!! [This message has been edited by caleb (edited 06-07-2001).] |
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06-07-2001, 05:59 AM
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20th Level Warrior
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Quote:
 ------------------  "I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..." "I've put my trust in you, pushed as far as I can go. For all this theres only one thing you should know....." |
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06-07-2001, 06:00 AM
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Juiblex spews second-hand custard over Azurewolf for that joke
 ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html 
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06-07-2001, 06:57 AM
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Silver Dragon
  Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness
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I think I might stick with this one for a while.
anyways whats left to do oh yes note to self butcher the prisoners and drink beer ------------------ 
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06-07-2001, 07:04 AM
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
Join Date: April 10, 2001
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caleb hoping to everything holy that it is indeed tapioca eats his way to the top then after he gets some air he yells "HEY TROLL COOK HERES SOME STUFF YOU CAN USE IN THE KITCHEN HEEEEEELP" unfortunately the troll cook had already ran upstairs and is taking his sweet time coming down the stairs.
------------------ BOW TO THE BISCUIT KING AND HIS THRONE OF SCONE!!! |
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06-07-2001, 07:32 AM
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When I next meet the troll cook in BG2 game, I'll refer to the cook by his proper name (he's the troll cook from Windspear Hills)
. He peeps down and sees the demon dessert. "Luvverly! ", he says, "That's do nicely for the next 5 weeks' worth of banana pudding!" . He then runs into the back. The cutlery hasn't returned but the pots and pans are there, as well as other containers. He then proceeds to stuff Juiblex unceremoniusly into a Freezer bag of holding (bashing it occasionally with a spoon to stop spellcasting) ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html
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06-07-2001, 07:32 AM
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Silver Dragon
Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness
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Ah sorry but are you saying you want to eat the troll.Ok then
Ill help you catch it. ------------------
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06-07-2001, 08:04 AM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 15, 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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Me too... Death to the trolls!!! BTW: Caleb, you're just an eikel
 ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
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06-07-2001, 08:07 AM
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Silver Dragon
Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Agharti. Mountains of Madness
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What do not mock our culturally lacking cousins just because theyre large smelly angry homicidal, wait sod it what do I care.
Where were we oh yes Beer ------------------
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06-07-2001, 08:41 AM
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In case you've forgotten, I'm back and NOBODY eats the staff... got that?
. To eat Juiblex banana pudding, don't use Holy Water as a sauce or he'll dissolve ------------------ In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp. http://lordraptor0.tripod.com/index.html
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