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Old 11-08-2004, 05:12 PM   #11
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While we're at it...

A little old lady went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl,
"Nothing but the best for my little kitten."
The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies. The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food.

Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog. She was then given the dog cookies. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like crap."
The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:28 PM   #12
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[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] what's this? man....what's happen to ya? your jokes..are alittle less funny these days man
what's happening XD

but this is *shrugs* okay i guess
Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need.
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:30 PM   #13
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LMao Nice ones jhonny!!
 
Old 11-08-2004, 05:35 PM   #14
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quote:
Originally posted by Spirits forever:
[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] what's this? man....what's happen to ya? your jokes..are alittle less funny these days man
what's happening XD

but this is *shrugs* okay i guess
Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need. [/QUOTE]eat your heart out

Don't mean to hijack your thread Arvon, think of it as a brief coalition.
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Old 11-08-2004, 05:55 PM   #15
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Johnny, that second one was good too! haha!
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Old 11-08-2004, 06:02 PM   #16
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[img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img] what's this? man....what's happen to ya? your jokes..are alittle less funny these days man
what's happening XD

but this is *shrugs* okay i guess
Hey! I like Arvon's jokes and johnny's too. Keep it up Arvon. BTW got any political jokes say, erm ...... against Bush. Unless you're one of his voters then no need. [/QUOTE]i like arvon's jokes too, and i didn't know jhonny told jokes until this one, but what i said i said XD
 
Old 11-09-2004, 06:42 AM   #17
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That's nice Johnny. love the parrot one.
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Old 11-09-2004, 10:01 AM   #18
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I think you have to wet the tortilla first so it holds it's shape better.
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